How do I profit off the upcoming recession?

wew funsy hah

daily reminder: LINK $1,000 EOY (((only))) requires a non-stop daily +285.80% for 6 consecutive days, "we can do it, we can do it, almost there, I'm precumming" kek

that looks really dumb
$1,000 link eoy is far over 1000x the price. far over 100,000% growth overall. how will 285.80% for 6 consecuvite days achieve that.

Fuck you
Fuck and shame you on you for Christmas baiting these retards

If the price stayed the same what is needed for 1000 EOY on Jan 1st?

>$1,000 link eoy is far over 1000x the price. far over 100,000% growth overall. how will 285.80% for 6 consecuvite days achieve that.
nigga, use your brain

30 cent x 3(close to 285%) == 1 $ . day 1
1X 3 = 3$ day 2
3$ x3 = 9 $ . day 3
9x3= 30 $ . day 4
30 x 3 = 100 $ day 5
100 x 3 =300 $ day 6
300 x 3=1000 $ EIY aprox . day 7

buy QQQ puts, you can unironically 100x

it needs 3300x on single day jan 1st

Actual advice: Fast food companies do well during recessions

please, stay salty, and anally blue pill, kek