Anyone else living the dream in NYC tonight?

Adult diapers are unironically a good idea for these kind of events...imagine trying to find a bathroom

Imagine the smell.

>with some chick I unironically bagged off reddit

how

Long story short, was visiting my brother overseas and was sober at the time, so I made a post in the local subreddit asking about sober New Year's plans and she DM'd me.

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Anyone who stands in these pens is a fucking retard. The pens go all the way up to like 50th street, to the point that you can’t even see the ball anymore.

If you have money and you must be in time square, shell Out like $200 and get tickets for a restaurant.

Source: I work in Times Square unfortunately

i haven't had a good NYE in 10 years. In my circle, everybody is burnt out from thanksgiving. Christmas is decent. NYE is just another weekday. I don't like getting hugged after the new year either.

this, but unironically

NYE parties are the best. I'm a New Yorker born and bred and I can't tell you the amount of backroom underground parties I've attended on NYE. The amount of pozzed loads I've taken in my busted faggot ass would literally your heads spin just thinking about it. The aids infused loads that has inseminated my ruined exit would leave you all jaw dropped. The biggest thrill however is taking unsuspecting twinks and giving them my sickness hahaha. You should see the look on the negs face when you tell them what you've done hahhahaha.

Anyways I'm going to go take my kid out for a walk, talk to you all later and happy new year :)

God she mustve been a fucking hamplanet