/smg/ - Stock Market General

bears HUMILIATED and EMASCULATED yet again edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, RKG is a healthlet, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

People who need to work on their compassion:

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>dad asks if I've sold my McDonald's shares yet
I'm going to lose my mind if he keeps asking this

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fuck boomers
fuck people
no compassion

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GOD DAMNIT COMFY NEW PODCAST

W H E N

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Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

Wendy's is a better company.

SSO AND QLD RISE UP

2X IS THE PATRICIAN HOLDING LEVERAGE, ANYTHING ELSE IS BOOMER TIER AND ANYTHING HIGHER YOU CANT HOLD

SHUT UP THAT'S NOT A THING ANYMORE
Still waiting for sub $5 to buy. Rocket ship to $15

Campbell soup goes UP

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Who else loading up the cheapies?