/smg/ - Stock Market General

bears HUMILIATED and EMASCULATED yet again edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, RKG is a healthlet, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

People who need to work on their compassion:

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>dad asks if I've sold my McDonald's shares yet
I'm going to lose my mind if he keeps asking this

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fuck boomers
fuck people
no compassion

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GOD DAMNIT COMFY NEW PODCAST

W H E N

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Short
P
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Long
C
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Wendy's is a better company.

SSO AND QLD RISE UP

2X IS THE PATRICIAN HOLDING LEVERAGE, ANYTHING ELSE IS BOOMER TIER AND ANYTHING HIGHER YOU CANT HOLD

SHUT UP THAT'S NOT A THING ANYMORE
Still waiting for sub $5 to buy. Rocket ship to $15

Campbell soup goes UP

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Who else loading up the cheapies?

You guys didn't long that weak bounce I hope...

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la la la la
la la la la la la

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you aren't that ugly, comfy
your podcasts were good, you don't need to quit just because some people made fun of you

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMD

When is Trump gonna force out Powell?

reminder to open an IRA for 2019 if you havent already

You need to focus on a WELL DEFINED career then take appropriate classes to get you there. Do not be like me and simply take whatever is most interesting. You will pay for it down the road.

kek Powell is 3 levels above trump. He's not going anywhere. Only thing moving are rates upward.

ESZ to 1.5k if he does that

they cant see...

Podcast stopped because the CIA niggers were closing in and it triggered my extreme sense of paranoia
>mfw this was always the real reason why it stopped

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shutup shutup shutup

*cringe*

Well is the stock market keeps having Carrie Fischer mood swings like this, what if he tries to?

fair enough, I can understand where you're coming from there

The reason I've recently changed by position on Ford is because of their product. Large trucks are a luxury item dependent on cheap fuel
GM, Honda and Toyota have been focusing on electric cars, which are the future, and also have great dividends

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the ppt won't save you

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its too late comfy we know everything about you
the school you go to
how you look
where you eat
your real name
watch out today, ok? you always trip on that crack in the sidewalk :)

starting a new job soon, gonna max that shit out as quickly as possible

you have until april 2019 to open an ira for 2018 do it faggot

>>You need to focus on a WELL DEFINED career then take appropriate classes to get you there. Do not be like me and simply take whatever is most interesting. You will pay for it down the road.

seconded, your internship/co-op while getting degree is more important for success than any combination of coursework is

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I hope it goes lower, I want to see what happens when the new GPUs eventually come out.

>bears humiliated
>DOW down 2.5%
You faggots will HODL till the bottom

In addition to that, purchasing Ford exclusively for its dividend doesn't make sense when I have a list of healthy companies in the non cyclical food industry, financial sector and REITs that actually pay a higher dividend without being in a struggling sector with high debt

do you have a graph where the random portfolio goes further so we can sort of see the future?

we'll keep hodling and buy more on the way down, then make even more on the way up
even bears know you only have so long to profit

>AMD

Why in the name of fuck did it crash as hard as AAPL?

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When will they be announced?

In short, the positives of Ford are outweighed by the negatives, and the opportunity cost of not buying a better company are high
My town is too poor for sidewalks, welcome to Montana

AMD's name is reference its stock holders hand size

dang you caught me I lied I dont know anything about you except the fact that you're 6 months late on the next podcast

i don't get it, how exactly are bears getting humiliated today. am i missing some retarded ironic inside joke

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CNBC is the best

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>tried making a robinhood account in october 2017
>get error on last step of creation
>3+ months of trying and dozens of support emails later all i got is "sorry we are aware of the error and we are fixing it, keep trying and when it works it works!"
Any other good commission-free robo brokers for swing trading? If not I might go with Ally

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January 9th has the CES key notes. Zen2 announcement is probably more exciting, though.

Dow's down 500 points, but bears lose again edition. What?

what?

the graph is a record of performance (well, many records of performance), not a TA indicator

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The only car companies worth buying are Ferrari and Tesla (at a lower price). Mass market car companies have too low of a margin and the products have a relatively low durable competitive advantage; it's really not worth it.

Gotcha. Thanks for the rundown.

>you will never have a cute tech industry analyst girl

Presumably they'll launch in 2019, but I'm guessing they're gonna be delayed until 2020. There's also rumors that they'll be working on something for the PS5, but its probably just that, a rumor.
Still I'm not holding my breath that AMD will reach its high of $30 any time soon, I'm guess that was mainly down to people jumping on a craze far too late.

i always wonder about survival bias on these studies

WeBull

it is quite high. equal weight etf tend to follow very closely sp500 tr

>Russel 2000 -0.64%

Support held; expect heavy bounce towards closing

If Apple is correct in attributing its earnings shortfall to difficulties in China, shouldn't we be seeing similar shortfalls in Boeing and Caterpillar?

This shit has been going sideways for the last hour. Go up so I can short more.

Three more months like this. Enjoy it bears!

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well, atm I'm still a freshie so its not so clear for me of where to go. My math professor offered I do research with him(paid) next summer assisting him in writing a monograph. I'm taking classes for my major, and auditing the ones I think are interesting, that may not directly lead to career.

If you have any tips of how to find a career to pursue, that would be greatly appreciated. Ideally I don't want to just pick some career that will pay, I'd like to enjoy my job as well.

...

three months? try twenty years

Airlines and construction companies are a bit different type of consumer than middle-class twats

Yes. It's all going down now. Just wait for all the news this month.

Boeing is down almost 4% today. Q4 report when?

can some one explain why the whole broader US market gives a fuck that Apple can't sell their retarded shit to chinks? I mean we have record low unemployment, the year is now 2019 way higher year than Obama. It's like just fucking buy US companies and not these fucking assholes who are trying to cater to foreigners.

Is GE elite?

>iktf
why live

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Marketcap weighted ETFs tend to out preform equal weight iirc
I would buy Ferrari at half the price it is now
I know FA is a meme, but it's my cope in understanding the market

Cum town

Its a fake dip

>TA cuck

Because the market prices the future. And we reached peak economy. It's all down from now. Stocks are already pricing that.

Have faith in PPT

>record low unemployment
Would you like fries with that?

TA < FA < smg < star charts < moon cycles < chaos magic < asking your cat < doing what Cramer says

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give me one reason why I shouldn't short TVIX right now

Trump will end the trade war in less than a month.

He wants credit for turning this around. It's a presidential ace in the next election.

Apple handed it to him on a silver platter.

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What is PPT?

You need to decide strategically for yourself. Just don’t fall for the “follow your passion” meme. That only works for the smartest most driven person in the room. The smarter you are, the more you can follow passion rather than obey what society demands. Also the older you get, the more you appreciate money. Others will disagree in order to cope.

A secret military tribunal that executed Clinton

iktf

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Because we have a global economy. If chinks can't buy our goods, that's bad for us. Apple was the first one to announce it, wait for the others to follow up around the end of the month.

PowerPoint

Retard rally incoming

No if the retard rally comes the GDX picks up points with everything else. I want the GDX to suffer a little bit and a slow and steady movement in the broader market...

This GIS KISS

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Penis Pumper Technology

let me find out from the bogs what the fuck is actually going on because that might be a good piece of information to have going into power hour.

40% of S&P 500 revenue comes from outside the US. What do you think is going to happen to earnings now that Asia is shitting the bed?

Apple missed, dipshit.

My guess is there are lots of subtle interconnectedness not readily obvious throughout the entire market, but people try to price them anyway. For example, one doctor losing his job will negatively impact his barber, uber driver, real estate agent, etc. Also, slowdown in iPhone is definitely a slowdown in innovation.

You bears really don't want a real recession. If a stock losses 10% for 10 days or even 10 weeks it'll be less than half its initial value.

you mean the trade war he started? Are Americans really that dumb?

>food stock shill hasn't killed themself yet

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the chinese must be stopped
purchasing chinese made goods should be illegal desu

yes

It's actually 7 times. 0.97 ≈ 0.5 and 1.17 ≈ 2.

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I just received the following e-mail.

I made a bet with Tim Cuck that he wouldn't put out a fake press release saying his company isn't making enough money, but the mad man did it so I had to dump it to cover my bet. It's all done now though, when they surprise and beat on earnings don't be surprised if you see them gap up.

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should I wait hoping it dips into the 20s again, or should I long micron 3x leverage immediately at 31usd?

the selloffs seem to have died somewhat and its more resistant to the wider market selloffs now than it was earlier. I'm concerned the bottom has been reached and it will shoot up and I will be left behind.