>that feeling when all the numbers are so bad
It's like this was written by an Asian boomer on Facebook trying to connect with the kids.
Who /short/ here?
Aaron Wilson
Noah Rivera
(((jews))) are shorting the liberals now. short vix to short liberals. this is a based timeline.
Isaiah Miller
Wrong. It was Albert Einstein.
Josiah Wood
people who think we're heading into a recession are actually in the minority right now. go out and talk to people and they'll tell you the bear market is over. it'll continue to go back and forth but we're gonna go down hard.
Jason Russell
Wrong it was Trump
Samuel Gray
shorting is for jews, if you're not born a Jew don't do it because you will always fuck it up no matter what
Anthony Johnson
>This reminds me of the story about the guy who shorted the market before the Great Depression because his shoeshine boy told him to buy stocks.
Goddamn, I love all the cretins that parrot this little meme like they're some kind of economic savant. I think it's time we update this meme to:
"When an Uber driver/Jow Forums poster tells you the 'story about guy who shorted/longed market based on what the shoeshine boy told him' story, do the opposite of what they're doing"
Jason Jackson
true
The only game the goyim (like myself) should play is the Long Term Buffett hodling game. Do extensive research, buy and Hodl for a few decades then voila.
Shorting, leveraging and stuff are exclusively Jewish tricks and even then you're not guaranteed to be in the safe zone. Jews on Wall Street Jew each other all the time.
Noah Kelly
I was there when this meme was born
Jaxson Cooper
You're right. Long QQQ. We'll short VIX.