Discuss shoplifting strategies, specifically for self checkout.
How to avoid arousing suspicion? How do those detectors at the exit work?
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Quit being a nigger and get a job, Tyrone
Get the fuck out of my thread. I will steal from these supermarket jews whilst you continue sucking their cocks
OP is literal human cancer
theres nothing wrong with stealing from fortune 500 companies
Self service machines? Put everything through as bananas.
everything is a brown onion if you believe it is a brown onion
Why?
OP they expect it in those lanes. Why would you shoplift in an area where they are expecting people to do it.
You know what they aren't expecting someone to do? To walk right out of the store with the stolen goods in your hands. Especially if you are a decently attractive, preppy looking white guy.
You need to do exactly what you wouldn't be expected to do, since it would be so brazen and bold. And it's this lack of nervousness boldness that will let you walk right out of the store with goods in your hands while the security cameras are busy looking at the idiots trying to stuff things into their pants or trying to scam their way through a self checkout lane.
You're a child honestly. They already calculate an expected loss due to theft and pass it on to consumers by increasing the prices of things. You literally are hurting everyone around you when you shoplift.
How can I walk out of the shop with stolen goods past 3 workers and a security guard at the door?
t. FBI agent wasting trips
You are shoplifting from the wrong place. That should be obvious by what you just described. Find stores that don't have such a presence. What are you trying to shoplift from Best Buy or something? That's a 1 way ticket to jail guaranteed
just weigh everything as bananas
Remember the basics of CQC
I only ever shop for food in supermarkets. Everything else I buy online.
This is 100% true. If you look good, are well dressed and you act confident, no one will question you. This works especially well in stores with 2 exits, like in a mall. They will assume you paid at the other side's cash and you just walk past them.
Also if you want to be bold, get a uniform from a wagecuck that matches a big box store. Put the shirt on and you can walk anywhere and just carry stuff out of the store. If it's a big store no one will question it, they will just think you are a new worker. I used to work at Canadian Tire, and use my old uniform sometimes. I've stolen 3 tvs this way lmao
OP, why don't you just get yourself a lot of money so you don't have to steal?
user, why don't you fuck off and be a moralfag somewhere else?
Supreme confidence, being properly dressed and groomed, being white of course, and just generally walking around like you belong lets you get away with murder.
I once walked into a holiday inn and explored around until I found some open conference rooms with like some 60 inch flat screen tvs. I calmly walked in, unscrewed the tvs and carried them outside to my car passing a bunch of people and no one said shit.
Because in my mind and in my soul I believed that I had been authorized to do that and so I didn't act like what I was doing was strange at all, and so no one questioned it.
OP I think this is the best form of shoplifting, is doing a confidence trick like this. Trying to sneak shit in a bag or sneak shit past a self checkout lane is a losing strategy because it's what everyone else does.
I don't shoplift but I would argue that you hurt everyone around you by actually buying shit from companies like Walmart. Granted, it's better to just avoid places all together if you don't want to buy their products but your argument doesn't really address the fact that shoplifters probably don't give a shit about sheeple buying from most huge companies
8/10 white male here,
absolutely fucking true hahaha, walk straight through self-serve with goods to the outside cigarette counter, buy papers for $1, leave.
Why don't you be a thief on some other board. We don't want your scum kind here.
Its not about morals, its about focusing yourself on better goals with better payoffs
Reminds me of the time I stole manga and anime bds at cons. It was easy then because cons are so busy, it's as easy as walking past a stand and grabbing it. Hard to believe your story but I imagine nobody would have a reason to approach you about it. I'm not talking about huge things like tvs but rather smaller items.
Where the fuck do you think you are? Did you stumble upon here in December or something?
Sure. In the meantime I will make my life easier by lowering my expenses.
Its all about confidence being white and good looking Tfw you stare into that dyel indian security guards eyes and he instantly looks at his feet shook.
Absolute state of this board
Shoplifting is far worse. Because of this the goys literally need to work retarded 'jobs' like cashier, security, or fucking worst of them all the undercover security faggot that has to roam isles aimlessly for days at a time. Literal wage cucks, literal cuck enabling. If these jobs did not exist these people would not need to work.
I'm not proud of this and it was a couple of years ago.
I used to Buy bags of Brazilian and Indian nuts. They're pretty expensive.
I loaded up a bag, weighed it, put the price on, then went to load x2 or sometimes even x3 more in.
I did this on busy days when cashiers were overwhelmed. When I got to the checkout I struck out a conversation with the cashier to distract them, they never caught on. It always worked. I then sold those nuts in paper cups around the city center marking up the price times 2.
Made enough to pay rent.
Store figured they were bleeding money on those nuts so they set up a store-hand in the vegetabl-fruits section and only they could weigh and tag your nuts or fruits. So I moved on to other stores until they caught on too. All the stores in my area do this now, so I stopped doing it. I also don't need to anymore since I got a steady income but it was very easy turning a profit doing this.
his argument was that it forces the cost onto others which is 100% correct
Why does it hurt other people when you purchase stuff from Walmart, especially if small businesses are selling the same shit at even higher mark ups?
If shoplifters steal from Walmart, there's no reason for them to not do the same to other businesses even if Walmart doesn't exist.
But is it really worse in the grand scheme of things? Shoplifting definitely creates inefficiencies, but honestly giving retards jobs at the expense of a mega rich corporation still doesn't contradict the goals of the shoplifter
Buying from companies like Walmart is bad in that they do bad upon the world, not that it is necessarily shutting down small businesses that are not competitive. Just basic conglomerates shit like child laborers and pollution
INSURANCE
You have a poor grasp on reality.
Do you live in brazil or something you faggot
OH OK. Thanks!
Everyone lives another person's expense. Everyone makes decisions at another person's expense. No one living in human society is guilt-free. It's just easier to criticize Walmart because it's big, easy target. You are naive if you think the good-evil dynamic in this world can be reduced to supporting a, b, c and being against x, y, z.
user those inefficiencies make me sick to my stomach, anybody contributing to this field of slavery is even worse than a Jew
Europe
Insurance is to prevent major losses from rare events. Shoplifting is neither major nor rare.
Also even if shoplifting losses were covered by insurance, it would increase the insurance costs which would be passed on to customers.
Shoplifters are too dumb to rationalize their degenerate actions properly.
You're welcome.
I don't think that. And yes Walmart is an easy target which is why I used it as an easy example. I've not really said that I think morality boils down to consumer behaviors, and yes I agree that no one is guilt free.
All I'm saying is to come at it from the perspective of a shoplifter that isn't shoplifting just for the rush but instead cause they don't give a shit about the people they're negatively affecting
A good cover is to act like you've spaced out or got distracted by your phone and forgot to pay. I've accidentally stolen things from grocery stores by doing this.
Imagine being so poor that you have to steal
it's the rich who steal more than anyone, you stupid fuck.
Kek so much this.
I've had shit in my shopping cart that I forgot was there and didn't put on the belt. I didn't even notice and just paid for what put on the cart and walked out.
Pro tip, they don't notice if you don't notice.
>It's okay if I kill one person because the government kills more people.
All my groceries identify as brown onions.
I do it by being white, dressing well and incorrectly scanning an item early in my cart. After the attendant fixes it they don't bother me again.
You can do this sort of thing dressed as a"work man" or wearing a hi-vis vest as well. Bonus points for walking into an office and asking to pickup the thing on your manifest then walking out with random gear.
I'm not trying to excuse my actions by pointing the finger at the real bad man. Like I've said in my previous post. I'm not proud of it. But the reality is that rich people steal the most; it's because they can.
>Stealing food is the same as murder
Checks out
Stealing a banana vs actually getting murked by a corporate death squad
jesus never realised biz was full of commies and niggers
Once I went to walmart at like 3 am and and my brain checked out and I forgot to scan half the items in my cart. The black "security" lady was straight in front of me and didn't say a word so I just rolled out.
Lol no, now I'm watching you're retarded ass expecting you to fuck up again.