Shoplifting

You're a child honestly. They already calculate an expected loss due to theft and pass it on to consumers by increasing the prices of things. You literally are hurting everyone around you when you shoplift.

How can I walk out of the shop with stolen goods past 3 workers and a security guard at the door?

t. FBI agent wasting trips

You are shoplifting from the wrong place. That should be obvious by what you just described. Find stores that don't have such a presence. What are you trying to shoplift from Best Buy or something? That's a 1 way ticket to jail guaranteed

just weigh everything as bananas

Remember the basics of CQC

I only ever shop for food in supermarkets. Everything else I buy online.

This is 100% true. If you look good, are well dressed and you act confident, no one will question you. This works especially well in stores with 2 exits, like in a mall. They will assume you paid at the other side's cash and you just walk past them.

Also if you want to be bold, get a uniform from a wagecuck that matches a big box store. Put the shirt on and you can walk anywhere and just carry stuff out of the store. If it's a big store no one will question it, they will just think you are a new worker. I used to work at Canadian Tire, and use my old uniform sometimes. I've stolen 3 tvs this way lmao

OP, why don't you just get yourself a lot of money so you don't have to steal?

user, why don't you fuck off and be a moralfag somewhere else?