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>every satellite on the planet
>satellite
>on the planet

Well shit genius, if the world is destroying itself THAT much then fucking shiny bars are useless and you better bullet and bunker up.

>he thinks the U.S government needs nukes instead of ballistic payloads to take out sattelites.

Wow, you truly are a brainlet. Even if they tired, we can build on ground telecommunications powered by a simple thorium salt reactor, or we can launch more into space.

Also, forgot to point this out:
>decimate every able satellite on the planet
>satellites
>on the motherfucking planet

I was right about you first post. Lucky me.

>LFTR
Based

>implying I haven't programmed my wallets to automagically cash out once the missiles are launched