/smg/ - Slave Market General

completely useless weekends edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started (RIP John)

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

/smg/'s Daily Life:

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Other urls found in this thread:

reuters.com/article/us-usa-china-trade-exclusive/exclusive-u-s-demands-regular-review-of-china-trade-reform-idUSKCN1PC2AG
investor.galectintherapeutics.com/news-releases/news-release-details/galectin-therapeutics-largest-institutional-shareholder-converts
conferencecalltranscripts.org/4/summary2/?id=5678292
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678313
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678312
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678306
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678305
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678319
finviz.com/news.ashx
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

SSO AND QLD RISE UP

2X IS THE FUTURE THE 1X LEVERAGE IS FOR 40 YEAR LONG WORK CAREERS AKA BOOMERS

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Any other water related companies I'm missing?

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2x leverage might be an appropriate strategy if you focused on avoiding losses.

The Plunge Protection Team or The President's Working Group is indeed real. I have seen them and I know men who work within it.

whats going to be the best performing stock of 2019 and why is it LCI?

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So we have nothing to fear

buy PCG and quadruple your money

Tell us more user :^)

you could also include water ETFs like PHO and FIW
I can't think of any individual companies you're missing, tho

was anyone autistic enough to buy the dip?

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clovis CLVS getting bought out next week pt $45

what do you mean by this

What stock should I buy?

Please tell me that today wasn't just shorts covering.

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I mean you should move into safer assets as soon as it looks like it's getting late cycle.

>So we have nothing to fear
False. They are absolutely pumping the market and they have been since late December, under the president's authority. The market doing well is imperative to Trump, in order to keep his base happy. The reality is, that this is horrible for the overall economy, because they are just buying S&Ps with money they don't have. This will cause the coming decline to be substantially worse and will lead to hyperinflation. Initiating the PPT was a very foolish and near-sighted move by POTUS.

So pump for the time being
As for inflation, there is nothing that can't be done with uncle Powell and raising taxes

Which month is this inflation going to start being visible?

Say good by to a trade deal folks, even though they're still negotiating they're no way they'll come to any agreeable framework for this shit before the 90 days is up.
reuters.com/article/us-usa-china-trade-exclusive/exclusive-u-s-demands-regular-review-of-china-trade-reform-idUSKCN1PC2AG

We will see signs by late March. The market will retest the December lows before things get really bad. Do not buy the dip.

China's going into recession and their population can't afford American stuff. Why do we care about these losers?

I bought pcg at 24, 17, and now I've bought a lot at $7.

I have 40 shares total with the 15 I added on today. If it drops below $5 without any bad news I'm going to make one more purchase because the potential upside is yuuuge

Stats show that DCA is better than attempting to time the market.

kek

post more of these style wojaks

Bulls won.

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Only because the market doesn't go down lmaoooo. DCA is useless if the market goes to 0.

when don't they?

Well, the market is off 8% from ath so the real dip buying opportunity is over already for late birds :) There is no pumping markets, natural movement both ways. Now, re trace to some degree highly possible.

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You answered your own question user.

surely you know they're going bankrupt?

Who is barbeque????

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If the market goes to zero money won’t matter, only your guns and ammo and access to food and water

any empirical study shows that succesfully timing the market is better than DCA. it is difficult however if you are retard who says things like
>"it is impossible to time the market"
>"dont believe in yourself"
>"what are fundamentals"
and last but not least
>"Stats show that DCA is better than attempting to time the market."

>There is no pumping markets
You are simply wrong. What you are seeing now is a complete fabrication. The Market should be lower than where we left off, but it is being propped up by people like Mnuchin and the big banks. You are a fool to be buying now. Short term, it looks nice and rosy, but the downside will be extravagant.

best time to short and make easy money

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I'm risking 7 dollars to make 70 that California is going to get cucked by the energy corporation. The shares wont be wiped out.

I'm not betting very much money anyway. I think I put in $300 worth? It has a huge upside.

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wow this is irrefutable proof that the market is going to crash

if the market goes to 0, the entire global economy will collapse
this isn't crypto, the stock market actually matters

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>Ratsuchan will be 1000 chapters

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>Short term, it looks nice and rosy, but the downside will be extravagant.

no, exact opposite, short term and long term outlook

Well yeah, since the market is definitely manipulated to always go up. The time in market beats DCA, AND even if it goes to 0, it doesn't matter. Therefore, DCA is a bad meme.

why do people enjoy larping on the internet like this
do you genuinely believe anyone thinks you aren't just some dumbass in his room

If you miss just a few big days of gains you limit your gains to like 1%. Odds of you correctly timing the market is less than me getting a bj from Jessica Alba and baggie at the same time.

one of the 3 Invaders of Appliance Junction. Captain Chlorine made a big mistake this time, stay tuned

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>Well yeah, since the market is definitely manipulated to always go up. The time in market beats DCA, AND even if it goes to 0, it doesn't matter. Therefore, DCA is a bad meme.

I would be genuinely surprised if you actually owned any stocks

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threadly reminder to write covered calls on div stocks so you can use CC premiums AND divs to buy more div stocks

Pepsi et al?

jesus man im a GE sadist that bought all the way down to 6 and now im set for life if it hits 15 but you know that the amount of lawsuits it has and hate it has from people in cali is to much its going bankrupt hommie

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>odds are low
There you go with the statistics again. Statistics are lies catering to the median and the mediocre. If you are truly exellent statistics based on large amounts of data are irrelevant because you are an anomaly.

Good luck with that one. They've already got PCG on a pike; that sort of thing is in vogue in california.

how large is your GE position?

You do you and I’ll do me. My gains are steady and significant and with minimal risk.

making me nervous lads.

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based

going bankrupt doesn't mean PCE shares get evaporated. The company could still recover. It's a buying opportunity because their long term profitability isn't priced in when it's oversold.

>PG&E up 13% today
there was an user who wanted to short but his broker wouldnt let him borrow shares
lucky guy

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well duh, but nobody has demonstrated a statistically significant ability to time the market, which is why time in the market is recommended to timing the market.
research indicates that annual returns are essentially composed of ~11 days in the market - miss those and you underperform. the odds of being in or out on those specific days is very low, and to be able to do so over 60 consecutive months at a statistically significant rate just hasn't been done.
but yeah, duh, if you could time the market you could bank dank returns above the market. just because you can backtest a strategy of long and short with perfect market information doesn't mean you can do it irl. go try it, I'd applaud you if you pull it off. but even industry professionals with more and better information don't manage to do it, so I urge caution.

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so glad you found a reaction image you like that isnt a deformed pupper
keep me posted is a based meme

actually a lot of my doggo reactions are on another hard drive from my old laptop and i've been to lazy to move them over

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i have invest 38k into it if it goes to 15 il be making a profit of 138% i started from 8 and kept buying it is average down to 6.70 a share

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BULLISH

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I do and you just can't handle the idea of other people being smarter than you.

aaaaaand we are back!

>200 day moving average
a flat line?

It will get rejected and start making it's way back down. Listen, I'm not here to bullshit you, I know what I'm talking about. Smart money has been selling this whole ride up.

YES

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how to short real estate in the entire state of Oregon

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I wouldn't put too much faith into that kind of TA user, the exact opposite situation happened last February if I recall correctly, that it came very close to breaking below that moving average but didn't succeed.

I feel that if you're focusing on trying to avoid crashes and losses that it might be a bit easier. missing one crash can easily allow you to outperform, even if you miss quite a few gains. Massive losses also occur in relatively short amounts of time which makes missing them that much easier.

Classic instance of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action
You know so little that you don't know how uninformed you are, because you have no frame of reference to form an accurate idea of what "informed" even is

YIKES

aren't you, like, in college with no real life experience?

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Hey, i didn't know anyone else in /smg/ was barking up this WTER tree. I missed the big pump off the bottom but have it on watchlist for future potential trades.

He's never even had a job lol

Praise AMRN! I've already rode the wave of Profit thanks to the Takeover rumor and made a tidy sum. Paid off my credit card debt. Then when it tanked a bit I bought back in. Plan to hold this till such takeover becomes fact and make a nice bundle. Got some cash just sitting waiting for Slack to ipo (when that'll be who the fuck knows due to the shutdown mess)

Where do you guys get your market news from?

praise be homie hope you have NVAX aswell it pretty cheap now

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Gee, I wonder what's about to happen.

investor.galectintherapeutics.com/news-releases/news-release-details/galectin-therapeutics-largest-institutional-shareholder-converts
conferencecalltranscripts.org/4/summary2/?id=5678292
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678313
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678312
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678306
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678305
conferencecalltranscripts.org/summary/?id=5678319

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Our Hero

its always the first thing in the SMG daily thread come on man but you can use yahoo and finviz.com/news.ashx

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Bloomberg. They pay their reporters by the impact they make on the financial markets.

the problem with that is that every time you're pulling your money out of the market expecting a crash, you incur not only trading fees but potential capital gains taxes. these should be minimized at all costs, especially taxable events. obviously when you go back into the market, there are trading fees again. plus, people are irrational and emotional, it's hard to stay disciplined and true to a strategy especially when shtf. there's research on the impact of those taxable events too, the main problem is that by not deferring taxes then they aren't contributing to the compounding.

i investment amoubnt
r rate of return
n periods (years)
t tax rate

deferring all capital gains taxes until the end, after tax value is = i * (1 + r)^n * (1 - t) + (i * t)

vs

paying capital gains annually by selling in and out of positions, after tax value is = i * (1 + r * (1-t))^n

gonna load up on FNGD on monday

NVAX is gonna be great later in the year, very positive results from phase 2 nanoflu trials.

Plz no bad news for the markets...

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Bloomberg and Twitter desu

Reuters, Marketwatch.

>tfw he walks out with the severed head of nancy pelosi
>"Negotiations are finished"

I don't really like the ETF's for water, they're filled with industries that have small amounts of positions in water.
Only doing companies that are mostly in water.

In back alleys for $25 a pop.

I included capital gains tax in my model on putting your money in safe haven assets, it still left you better off.

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they're going to raise money in the capital markets to fund operations.

you only want Utilities then? cause Nestle + ko/pep would give you like 100% the bottled water marketshare

did you include taxes on intrest income in the bond senario?
what tax bracket is this investor in?