Be me

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

be me
ordered this scooter
no longer need a car to get to where I want to go
no more dealing with slow/retards in traffic
can go anywhere I want

Feels good man

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Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

Get called a retard by chads in cars
You loose

Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

Having a scooter
Ya done goofed.

opt for the electric skateboard, at least your up the pecking order.

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

One of our chief doctors...i think it is the urologist, drives with one of these through the hospital the whole day

Seems pretty alpha

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

how do you get road head on it? or have sex in it?

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

Well some of us here don't live with our parents and have houses we can use to get these things.

John Perez
John Perez

car chad here and i like getting head in my car and also going slow when i want because i like looking at what's going around, but i unironically think you'll look alpha as fuck on your scooter op, godspeed

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

be me
run scooter niggers off the road for fun
get fucked op

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

i said road head
you say house
go back to pleddit you fucking faggot

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

owning a scooter
underdeveloped brain
owning an electric skateboard
normal sized brain
owning a motorcycle
enlightened brain
building a hovercraft with forbidden EM drive technology
transcended brain

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

What city do you live in that you can accomplish this? I find that my city isn't very scooter friendly.

Wyatt Sullivan
Wyatt Sullivan

should have bought one of those electric bicycles

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

teleporting to wherever you wish to go
...

William Lopez
William Lopez

I bought one of these when I was staying in Auckland NZ on a backpacking trip several years ago. I'm already 6'5 so I looked alpha as fuck that bad boy. Got around effortlessly

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

nothing personal - kid

*scoots away as stacy smirks at chad giving you a thumbd up*

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

easy it has cruise control

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

ya you looked super cool btw

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Blake Jones
Blake Jones

LOL

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

found the kiwi manlet whose GF I fked

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

be me
buy a motorcycle
can drive between cars or on sidewalk if need be
Feels good man

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

carry around a 9/16 just to loosen the parts whenever they're chained up.
Get fucked

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

ooohhh Stacy who's the new guy with the scooter? I'm gonna go chat him up

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

own a car
see a motorbike coming from behind while sitting in traffic jam
open the door just before it is trying to pass me
Nothing personal kiddo

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

I'm conflicted it keeps roasties away, but you look like a faggot.

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