Be me

>be me
>ordered this scooter
>no longer need a car to get to where I want to go
>no more dealing with slow/retards in traffic
>can go anywhere I want

Feels good man

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>Get called a retard by chads in cars
You loose

>Having a scooter
Ya done goofed.

opt for the electric skateboard, at least your up the pecking order.

One of our chief doctors...i think it is the urologist, drives with one of these through the hospital the whole day

Seems pretty alpha

how do you get road head on it? or have sex in it?

Well some of us here don't live with our parents and have houses we can use to get these things.

car chad here and i like getting head in my car and also going slow when i want because i like looking at what's going around, but i unironically think you'll look alpha as fuck on your scooter op, godspeed

>be me
>run scooter niggers off the road for fun
get fucked op

>i said road head
>you say house
go back to pleddit you fucking faggot

>owning a scooter
underdeveloped brain
>owning an electric skateboard
normal sized brain
>owning a motorcycle
enlightened brain
>building a hovercraft with forbidden EM drive technology
transcended brain

What city do you live in that you can accomplish this? I find that my city isn't very scooter friendly.

should have bought one of those electric bicycles

>teleporting to wherever you wish to go
...

I bought one of these when I was staying in Auckland NZ on a backpacking trip several years ago. I'm already 6'5 so I looked alpha as fuck that bad boy. Got around effortlessly

>nothing personal - kid

*scoots away as stacy smirks at chad giving you a thumbd up*

easy it has cruise control

ya you looked super cool btw

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LOL

found the kiwi manlet whose GF I fked

>be me
>buy a motorcycle
>can drive between cars or on sidewalk if need be
Feels good man

>carry around a 9/16 just to loosen the parts whenever they're chained up.
Get fucked

>ooohhh Stacy who's the new guy with the scooter? I'm gonna go chat him up

>own a car
>see a motorbike coming from behind while sitting in traffic jam
>open the door just before it is trying to pass me
Nothing personal kiddo

I'm conflicted it keeps roasties away, but you look like a faggot.