/smg/ - Stock Market General

candy corn edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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youtube.com/watch?v=9k0rZguK7EU
finance.yahoo.com/quote/BST
finance.yahoo.com/quote/vgstx
bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio#Choosing_three_funds
globalnews.ca/news/4803647/canada-goose-store-china-success/
anyforums.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

NTDOY...

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the lkast...

BRING BACK MY CHEAPIES REEEEEE

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>>tfw bought ctl puts before close

are you ok rkg

Thirty minutes!!!

GOOS to moon tomorrow.

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G... PRO!!!!!!!

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GPRO.

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That’s nikkinikki silly

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GALT

how dare you

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don't be mean rkg

thats not RKG you retarded ZOOMER

It's upset today.

If any of you guys are into OTC get some VYST. Couple "insiders" sung the song of merger and NASDAQ listing. Thank me later.

go
pro gpropr ogpro gpr, ogpro go prog pr ogpro gpr gprog progp

.... gpro....

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Based CSCO.

Soon it's chart will be like DRYS

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Who was shilling PTX?

Give me Galt or give me death.

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I was reading something about boglehead 3 fund portfolio.
Where the main example was putting your money into 3 vanguard investments( vanguard themselves recommend 4, but anyways)
Vgstx (total international stock market index
Vbmfx ( total bond market index)
Vtsmx (total stock market index)
I think one of them is suppose to be a total domestic stock market but considering I live in South Africa I don't think that's a very good idea.
Anyways considering their performances over the past few years or more I think they're a pretty safe bet. Though I know even giant stock market funds can fuck up.
Anyways they don't leverage their funds do they(might sound silly)?
Like if one of there funds fuck up badly it wouldn't have a domino on the rest?
For my initial year or so I want to invest in these three as my starting investments.
Is this alright? Any tips? I'm intending to be lazy and play it alil safe but not too safe.

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lol

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If you are under 45 I'd do only vtsax. They aren't leveraged. You're just matching the markets.

You only need BST

we have had this edition before, i'm serious

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What's the difference between the etfs and the share index funds?

VGSTX is basically a three (four) fund portfolio already pe-allocated. Its 40% bonds which is fairly high (im 20% bonds) but that might be fine for you depending on your risk tolerance. If you ad more bonds on top of that, you'll get even more bond heavy.

Usually 3 funds are not leveraged. Bogleheads has a good guide on three fund portfolios.

Vanguard are thieves, just buy the SPY.

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op confirmed for lazy ass
bring back the custom rkg ops

Five minutes til pump
youtube.com/watch?v=9k0rZguK7EU

>You only need BST
finance.yahoo.com/quote/BST
??
Do they even give dividends? Cause it doesn't look it
finance.yahoo.com/quote/vgstx
>Pic related.they seem to be in the exact same spot as 5 years ago.
I know I haven't done the research or anything but that doesn't look like something with growth. Other vanguard options look much better
>Vanguard are thieves, just buy the SPY.
Vanguard outperforms them though.
What you mean they're thieves?

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that's why I was trying to steer you away from vgstx friend
bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio#Choosing_three_funds

how is life in south africa?

>Despite their high cost, Canada Goose's fur-trimmed parkas have become "almost the uniform of the inner city among 16-to-24 year olds" in Canada, according to as one president of a market research firm.[22] In China, despite calls to boycott Canadian products over the arrest of Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou in Canada, the brand's new flagship store in Beijing saw long lineups on opening day in December 2018.[23]

To the goddamn moon and beyond.

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This is the cited article about the long lines in December at the new store in China. It also talks about why the stock tanked so hard in December on fears on Chinese trade dispute + Huawei CFO arrest and potential to hurt sales.

globalnews.ca/news/4803647/canada-goose-store-china-success/

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>how is life in south africa?
Things aren't getting better. Eskoms made another oopsie and they're implementing load shedding again (blackouts).
I need a way to make a savings cause inflation seems to be keeping the pace with peoples pension funds and government keep making more decisions to throw money down the drain.
Investment is my only hope.

In fact the governments actually trying to force pension funds into investing in government projects. Which in my mind means just more money for corrupt officials to funnel into their pockets

nuuuu ;_;
thats what your portfolio will look like

f-forgive me
couldnt get out bed in time

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Sheeeit

by domestic they mean the US

Someone sell Nintendo so I can buy in.

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Okay one more shill post and I'm done. Fun fact: The GOOS has only missed earnings once since it IPO'd in 2016:

June 2017: +28% above estimate
August 2017: +45%
November 2017: +39%
February 2018: +21%
June 2018: +157%
August 2018: -15% below estimate
November 2018: +53%

GOOS' competitors earnings for Q4 2018:
>COLM +29%
>VFC +5% but the stock jumped from $73.80 to $84 on earnings day... and kept going up. It's still going up.

By the by, if I do get anyone to fomo in tomorrow, I recommend selling as near to the high of day as you can manage. If this goes the same as the last time, it is likely to drop somewhat immediately after the hysteria of the day settles. I will be selling almost all of my holding tomorrow unless it hits earnings exactly and trades flat for some reason.

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Isn't Canadia getting cucked by tariffs? What makes you think they've beat estimates?

When did you realize BST was by far the most based investing instrument ever created?

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>Isn't Canadia getting cucked by tariffs?

Not particularly as far as retail is concerned. Canada's tariff issues are more about raw materials.

dump nintendo

So where are they importing their raws or where are these good manufactured? Some where along the supply chain they've got to be getting fucked imho.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

thank you based CSCO ER, KO ER i'll see you tomorrow morning

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Now that I don't know. You are correct that this may be the one category where a snag could occur on my trade.

QQQ dumping after hours
Cheapies incoming

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THOT Index bro, where's the update?

Putting together a tracker later today, I'll give you one week updates and compare it to SPY
I'm doing equal weight because it's kino

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GPRO will buy FUN
and will be FUNPRO
and they will both go 2 billion market cap and pay for medicine

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based

Read Tan Liu's "The Ponzi Factor"... The secret to making money on the stock market is to frontrun people. The safest ways to invest is for dividends/yeild not capital gains. Although you will find plenty of morons that will say that dividends make a company less valuable. A STOCK IS A FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER, if it doens't pay dividends and doesnt give you voting rights it is worthless. Do you really think you own part of a company. Can you just walk into a business you own stock in and take something home with you? You own something when you can send the police to violently take stuff away from people and give it to you.

What did they do?

Gonna bag me some NVAX once my Refund hits. Be sweet to watch it replicate AMRN (hit the 16 per mark). Then once the buyout hits. Watch it fetch 32 per share. Then the Profit shall rain down on me to just turn it around and buy more T and his nice fat Divvy.

In the mean time while I wait my T stock is piling up those Divvy's.

Down 0.11%? Seems like average futures numbers.

Keep us posted. This is my favorite /smg/ meme of the year so far.

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they didnt announce banjo kazoo as a new smash character

You better be talking about Knottsberry farm stock.
just kidding you fell for Herbalife tier

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ETFs you will buy shares and can time when to buy during the day.

Index funds buys at the price at the end of that day and you can buy partial shares.

I'll update it every Monday! It's ready to go

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Splendid.

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WE HAVE LIFT OFF BOYS. THOT INDEX IS A GO

LEAN HOGS UP 2.5% TODAY

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now we need the incel index and see how it compares

you guys should check out SPKE...

>incel index

Interesting. So... a bunch of vidya stocks, PC parts, fast food and pharma (antidepressants)? I'd add Patreon too but it's private.

Nintendo
Microsoft
Netflix
Sony
Disney
T
AMD
McDonald's

What else?

Why did nivida tank back in late january?

Jow Forums

Can't wait to wake up to those sweet Nintendo profits tomorrow. The japs are gonna buy the fuck out of it after all those jrpg announcements

is patreon a public company? if not that's all thats needed

Why? Another short squeeze?

Nope. Private for now.

maybe conagra because i like their pot pies and dinners. Possibly tyson for tendies.

Pretty sure the crowd you have in mind has divested from Patreon due to their "trust and safety committee" favoring political correctness over free speech.

They released lowered guidance numbers for the year ahead of earnings. Pulled a Tim Cook. Stock is already back to where it was before

LCI and BGFV because we all know he was forced into incelibacy after losing all his money and getting the HIV from a mexican tranny

So time to start a knockoff company then?

>image tags: The face of the people who sank all their money into the FX

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Barrick Gold Corp for middle aged stackers

RGR
AOBC

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>kicking a cuck whiles he's down
I like it

Why did it have such a slow decline from where it was a year ago?

hi I'm new what are some small price, small risk, small return investments I can make to get the hang of things

>if you take the ld off gold
>and the c off corp
>and write orp back wards
>you get...
>GOPRO!!!

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S&P500 ETF, ETFs in general.
I like SPHD

profitable company with an 8% dividend

general market sentiment. trade war bullshit was happening last year around this time, too. NVDA rose with the indexes well into 10/2/19 and then Fed Chair Powell went full hawktard and threatened more rates. Whole market started to tank.

NVDA's biggest shit in October was due to their HUGE earnings miss when it was revealed on the conference call that after the crypto bubble popped,lots of graphics cards remained unsold sitting in warehouses or wherever they store them.

pic related. NVDA

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who else /not old enough to legally drink/ here

Why not put more on LCI?

Yeah, i remember that whole dip in NVDA and AMD because of those crypto retards. Looks like it'll be a neat stock in a few months

I already have a good chunk of my portfolio in LCI that i'm just holding

SPKE looks like another long term hold that i'll be adding to...

I was right.
Nintendo stock didn't go up. Activision still on the rise.

you think the market is going to BACK to ATHs again?

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I think Bitcoin belongs on this...

No.