>masturbate 7-8 times a day >pain all through my body >sleep because it causes me not to hurt >27 year old virgin who made it from ethereum >nap through out the day in between masturbation sessions >mom asks me to bring in groceries >hands hurt so much I can barely lift in the bags >end up dropping the milk and vegetables all over the drive way >mother screams at me asking what the fuck is wrong with me >tell her him not feeling good and go lock myself in my room and turn on Tara tainton again >wake up in even more pain thinking I can't escape this cycle
You guys told me after you made it from crypto everything would be better. You guys fucking lied.
You sound like a sex machine OP, how the fuck are you still a virgin. try meeting some women
Xavier Smith
>made it >getting yelled at by mom
Robert Long
>made it >jacks off 8 times a day
Robert Flores
>made it >be you
Joshua Jones
How the fuck does masturbating 7-8 times a day cause you physical pain all through your body? Sure that's excessive, but you need to see a doctor bro
Wyatt Davis
>made it >stays home >no hobbies (masterbation isnt one) You faggot aint no human being, give your money to the poor you useless piece of shit
Jose Cruz
It causes lower back pain and you just feel totally drained.
Grayson Harris
HOLY fuck dude sounds like you’re legit addicted. You need to see a therapist or an addiction specialist. You have to stop beating off so much you’re literally draining your body of minerals and proteins that you need.
Henry Smith
>Tara tainton Sup Tara
Sebastian Reyes
Buy a fleshlight, jesus christ
Alexander Fisher
If you really made it, instead of jerking your pecker to Tara Tainton, you could have payed for escort services and actually fuck her, fren.
Samuel Harris
Masturbating helps you develop strong hands for HODLing, that is why OP made it
Joseph Ross
All these newfags feels bullish
Isaac Jackson
OP has severe, chronic, magnesium and likely also iodine, potassium deficiencies. Lots of these critical minerals go into sperm production to spark 'new' life. They are also quickly consumed when the body processes fiberless sugars.
Every muscle is cramping up and having trouble repairing, To match OP's production this user would have to buy and drink hundreds of dollars worth of magnesium citrate a month.
Landon Long
Would it help to eat the cum? I would think it gives the same benefit as cum retention
Jeremiah Morgan
jesus! 12 posts in a noone is gonna call this pasta. is right
Connor Stewart
How can you masturbate 7-8 times a day? at least learn to edge, edge for one hour or something and you will just fap once a day
it's better to do nofap anyway, feels more meaningful desu
Chase Martin
>makes it >doesn't post lambo pic You're in great pain from Lambo withdraw, fren. I know. I'm a doctor.
Daniel Long
that masterbating is sucking all your energy. do nofap and you sleep better. its not healthy to fap all the time.
Josiah Cruz
Nofap ruined my sex life, such as it was. Every single time I go without an orgasm I can trace a noticeable increase in how good I feel every single day until about a week later, at which point it plateaus and I continue to feel good until I cum again. The difference is so big that it makes the pleasure of sex seem not worth it in comparison. I feel like I might have been better off not noticing this fact.
Logan Allen
The amount of newfaggots is staggering. Did you read the thread where they genuinely got tilted at other anons throwing the word nigger around? It's not even newfag crossboarders it's literally some twitter and reddit babies.
Jonathan King
Rub it over skin, eat it, whatever yes this is correct.
Urine therapy is similarly hormonally invigorating but OP is likely also chronically dehydrated and should also attempt to drink a gallon of distilled water a day.
