Masturbate 7-8 times a day

Buy a fleshlight, jesus christ

If you really made it, instead of jerking your pecker to Tara Tainton, you could have payed for escort services and actually fuck her, fren.

Masturbating helps you develop strong hands for HODLing, that is why OP made it

All these newfags
feels bullish

OP has severe, chronic, magnesium and likely also iodine, potassium deficiencies. Lots of these critical minerals go into sperm production to spark 'new' life. They are also quickly consumed when the body processes fiberless sugars.

Every muscle is cramping up and having trouble repairing, To match OP's production this user would have to buy and drink hundreds of dollars worth of magnesium citrate a month.

Would it help to eat the cum? I would think it gives the same benefit as cum retention

jesus! 12 posts in a noone is gonna call this pasta. is right

How can you masturbate 7-8 times a day? at least learn to edge, edge for one hour or something and you will just fap once a day

it's better to do nofap anyway, feels more meaningful desu

>makes it
>doesn't post lambo pic
You're in great pain from Lambo withdraw, fren. I know. I'm a doctor.

that masterbating is sucking all your energy. do nofap and you sleep better. its not healthy to fap all the time.