Advice?

let's say i have 100 dollarinos. wut do?

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Find a way to get it converted in to crypto. Any crypto. Wait a few months and retire comfortably.

Depends on what your goal is. If it's money you easily can afford to lose and want to gamble it up then just buy crypto. If you want solid long term investments then buy index funds.

kek
all jokes aside OP, with $100 you could get sufficient amount of fentanyl to overdose

obviously chainlink, it's the only rational choice.
completely unironic

There's a good chance of this happening but don't put all your eggs in one basket. I'm assuming worst case scenario which is no bull market until 2021

this
>imagine being a nolinker in 2018+1

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begone satan

>mfw I used to wear those shoes

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all in a sub 5 million micro cap and 1000x in 2 years
there are a lot of hidden gems. DYOR

Buy something that you can flip on Amazon for guaranteed profit. Even if it's only 15% profit after fees, it's no risk. Keep doing this until you can buy more and more inventory.

Books are free from the library. Waste of money. Can't resell the books either because of expensive shipping.

That would give him less than 0.75ETH and at best could turn it into 1.5ETH in a month. Then once he converts it to fiat through Coinbase he'd have made like $50 profit.

Oh shit... time to retire, senpai!

Random pumps everyday, is hard to tell what shitcoin will be the next 10x. I have 500€ to waste in crypto and for the moment the only viable choice is ETH or meaby XMR (the FPGA/ASICs situation is still out of control)

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Buy $100 worth of knee pads and start sucking dick as your full time occupation. 100% of the funds you earn sucking dick should be funneled into buying LINK. Do this for as long as you can.

this but unironically

go be poor somewhere else

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>something that you can flip on Amazon for guaranteed profit
like what?

Purchase second hand hi point from an auction. Use remaining money for cigs and a bullet. Smoke the pack and then brain yourself you fucKIGN WASTE OF TIME FUCK YOU

Checked

is still a good moment even if it's 40c?

Since 20c I'm thinking if it's worth the buy. And now it's double the value and I'm angry at myself

>bull market until 2021
The next bull market anyone that hasn't already retired here will if we all stfu during the run up. You'll make enough to easily retire during the bull run with normies running since they missed out last one. I'd bet anyone with 2k could do it. If people talk during the run up it'll speed the bullrun.

Buy the next 1000x. :^)