Advice?

all in a sub 5 million micro cap and 1000x in 2 years
there are a lot of hidden gems. DYOR

Buy something that you can flip on Amazon for guaranteed profit. Even if it's only 15% profit after fees, it's no risk. Keep doing this until you can buy more and more inventory.

Books are free from the library. Waste of money. Can't resell the books either because of expensive shipping.

That would give him less than 0.75ETH and at best could turn it into 1.5ETH in a month. Then once he converts it to fiat through Coinbase he'd have made like $50 profit.

Oh shit... time to retire, senpai!

Random pumps everyday, is hard to tell what shitcoin will be the next 10x. I have 500€ to waste in crypto and for the moment the only viable choice is ETH or meaby XMR (the FPGA/ASICs situation is still out of control)

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Buy $100 worth of knee pads and start sucking dick as your full time occupation. 100% of the funds you earn sucking dick should be funneled into buying LINK. Do this for as long as you can.

this but unironically

go be poor somewhere else

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>something that you can flip on Amazon for guaranteed profit
like what?

Purchase second hand hi point from an auction. Use remaining money for cigs and a bullet. Smoke the pack and then brain yourself you fucKIGN WASTE OF TIME FUCK YOU

Checked