*steals your house*
Nothing personal, landlord
*steals your house*
Zachary Sullivan
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Charles Murphy
Always relevant
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Logan Green
RENT
FREE
Lincoln Russell
If that happened to me I'd BURN THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN.
Makes me angry just thinking about it. Cheeky fucking cunt.
Matthew Jones
Oliver Green
how do I become a pro squatter
Christian Butler
>don't notice someone is living in your house for 6 months
Seems like the house is better off giving someone shelter than just letting it sit there completely ignored.
Kayden Hughes
is property even a worthy speculative investment anymore? Renting is the only way
Owen Nguyen
That's how Jews get rich, by never paying for anything.
Zachary Edwards
>>don't notice someone is living in your house for 6 months
>Seems like the house is better off giving someone shelter than just letting it sit there completely ignored.
Yeah, you got 6 months free rent you freeloading fuck, now get the hell out
Carson Thompson
oy vey
Jonathan Martinez
>care free, well dressed
>living in a place for free for SIX YEARS
>get offered almost 6 figures just to go after not spending anything
He must be the smuggest guy in existence. I bet he wakes up every day with a massive grin while his land lord is an eternal pink wojak.
Levi Carter
Bullshit. If I had $80000 budget to get rid of this guy, I'd make sure small "accidents" happen to this guy every day
Henry Ward
>go to house you own
>open door and see stranger
>shoot stranger
>tell cop you were afraid for your life
>???????
>profit
this only works in non-cucked states
Matthew Ramirez
I'm sure you would you badass. Now get back to eating tendies.
Evan Ramirez
I'm kind of impressed at this point
Levi Turner
I am not American. Hope this clarifies, you pussy
Justin Reed
Wow this guy's a real high-T bad boy.
Jaxson Morales
Zachary Taylor
Its most likely a bullshit story. You can hire a lawyer who will drag his ass to court and have him evicted with a public court record for about 15k. Once you have an evicting on your record, you're pretty much doomed to living in the ghettos or subletting from someone.
Getting a decent apartment to live in in NYC is extremely strict nowadays, most required high income, good credit, and clean court record because of the large amount of tenant protection laws.
Robert Turner
And usury
And selling dead baby parts
Luke Miller
Like anyone would miss him after not noticing him squat for 6 years