*steals your house*

oy vey

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>care free, well dressed
>living in a place for free for SIX YEARS
>get offered almost 6 figures just to go after not spending anything

He must be the smuggest guy in existence. I bet he wakes up every day with a massive grin while his land lord is an eternal pink wojak.

Bullshit. If I had $80000 budget to get rid of this guy, I'd make sure small "accidents" happen to this guy every day

>go to house you own
>open door and see stranger
>shoot stranger
>tell cop you were afraid for your life
>???????
>profit

this only works in non-cucked states

I'm sure you would you badass. Now get back to eating tendies.

I'm kind of impressed at this point

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I am not American. Hope this clarifies, you pussy

Wow this guy's a real high-T bad boy.

This is even better:

nypost.com/2017/07/12/bank-exec-busted-shoplifting-from-whole-foods-using-baby-stroller/

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Its most likely a bullshit story. You can hire a lawyer who will drag his ass to court and have him evicted with a public court record for about 15k. Once you have an evicting on your record, you're pretty much doomed to living in the ghettos or subletting from someone.

Getting a decent apartment to live in in NYC is extremely strict nowadays, most required high income, good credit, and clean court record because of the large amount of tenant protection laws.