Millionaire from working class family

Imagine being so dumb someone has to tell you to clean your ass.

thats my point. my parents didnt "raise" me, they just provided food and shelter.

do i still give them money?

Your parents shouldn’t have to tell you to clean your asshole. I don’t care what you do with your money because this is a gay ass larp.

So how did you become a multi millionaire?

Yeah, there's worse ways to get to adulthood than with a dirty ass.

i didnt shower. why didnt they tell me to shower? i was around them every day; why didnt they tell me i smelt like shit? no wonder girls avoided me during HS.

they also never took me to a dentist.

They could have thrown your faggot ass on the street too. Just lock up 1MM into a dividend yielding investment and have the checks go to them, then when they die do whatever you want with it.

Fuck you of course they raised you. Life ain't all sunshine and rainbows, but you should help out those who helped you out. They're your fucking family loser, and it sounds like it wouldn't be hard to help them so just do it.

1. Whatever you are offering here you need to be able to sustain them for the rest of their lives.
2. You don't know how long they will live. Could be another 20 years. If you are going great to tell him to stop working you better have this under control.
3. Really hard conversation to have with family talking money. Siblings and cousins may want some.
4. I suggest give them a lump sum and goto financial planner or advisor with them. At least they will get a sane and tax effective plan. If they die early you get lump sum back.

Definitely do this, but this requires planning and just doling out 50k a year and dropping it on them is not the way.

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kinda with OP on this one, dunno how bad his situation is but personal experience is that it can suck real bad to have no upbringing, especially when you're not naturally self aware and have to learn from experience. Dont just have kids because it's what everyone does, make sure to know what you're doing.

But nevertheless OP they did do what is the minimum responsibility of a parent and allowed you to grow up healthily enough to shitpost, may as well do the child equivalent and allow them to retire without needing to work