/smg/ - Stock Market General

SMG, Ganbatte this week! yayaya! edition !!!!

(ganbatte means "Do your best in Japanese)

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously masterpiece:

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first xddddd

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the golden bullrun begins at high noon

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so what did Powell say?

FUKKKKKUUUUUU CAPTCHA!!!FUK UUUU TRAFIC LIGHTS AND CROSSSWALLLKKKSSS

Can the market crash already so I can make some money? All I ask for is a return to december lows.

FUTURES MEAN NOTHING

>people panicking over a small pullback
You all lose money like crazy huh

>Global economy slowing down, EU and china looking bad
>No more 4% growth rate in US in future
>Population is getting old
>NEETs are bad and they need to wagecuck

Just want to say thank you to the anons here. Before coming to /smg/, I was a clueless beta indexfag who just passively invested every month. But now I'm 100% cash and drawing arrows, connecting dots, and going to make it big. We're all in this together bros.

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yaya! good job user! gooooo user!

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>so what did Powell say?

Pic related

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ty

Honestly i'm getting to a point where i think i would be better off just betting for or against the indices with leverage. Going 2x long or short on the Nasdaq outperformed my individual stocks combined last year. Bigger gains on the individuals but also commonly took losses on earnings jukes with gap downs (fuck you GOOS).

Accurate. Funds are sa

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WE WONT STOP GOING UP

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Ummmm sweetie... did you really think we were going to up tomorrow? Ummm no booboo, not happening, sorry sweetie. Is the wage cage getting tight? :-))) it's so cute when you get frustrated

ay yoo cracka gimme dat dividends in sheeeiit yo ik ur portfolio lookin red you like dat wite boi my nigga powell say it gon' be gucci if you just stop doing drugs n shiiiet now gimme dem futures for my portfolio mo fucka

zip zop zamdingaroo zimbabwe bix nood

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fu

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lol

Asia is trading dooowwnwwwwwnnnnn

Sorry sweeties! Mommy's TVIX needs to be just a little more green! Can you hold those bags for me a little longer? ^_^

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China opened green annd the futures are red. Powell lied!!!!!

Thoughts on Fidelity?
I have a robin hood account but all i have is the one free stock on there.

China gonna close red.

China and Japs are green and america red, this is just shameful and the Banks will retaliate tomorrow with +3% on the nadaq

BST cheapies
Pray for a 30% crash

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I use it exclusively due to work. I have a separate account incoming on their that will be funded as well (separate from retirement)

Stocks are overvalued, buy Crypto

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Do you like it compared to the other choices?
What type of work?

BTC is currently trading $3,905.1 above its intrinsic value

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Yo you gotta trade this volatility shit man. It's like crypto on steroids.

>intrinsic value
Kekd
Shit man I don't trust crypto either, but you have to accept that things are worth what people are willing to pay for them.

>you're literally giving away useful goods and services for worthless paper scraps!

Don't tell everyone the secrets..

so short BA at open? or are they going to soar up 2% by noon, like they did when that malaysian plane crashed?

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stocks are companies that provide goods and services

some stocks are just for companies that live on memes and dreams, not goods and services

like 99% of biotech stocks, for example

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Im thinking itll moon on this news

"Indwinzik valyoo"

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Why would BA crash now? After the investigation is over we're going to find out it was a good plane and the pilot didn't do nothing to stop the crash.

W-where'd youbget that bag?

I sure hope there's some desiccant in there before moisture takes your portflolio and leaves you holding the

You're bagholding crypto harder than anyone here will ever baghold SPY

Anyone else holding CRMD
TA looks like one more jump before crash

>implying holding a bag like that for more than even 20 minutes is a good idea

you dont hold and accumulate, you flip thing that are hot ASAP

dont buy until you already have someone to sell to

just like options trading :)

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only one I've tried so far. can set up and individual acct separate from retirement which is good.

electrician at a dam

wtf are those?

Will xanax help me talk to girls?

Last post of the day. The moment has arrived. The audits are done and version 1.0 is being delivered. The gate to adoption has been opened and one will get the first glance of the plumbing of web3.0. The confidence will make sense in hindsight as the hard work is complete, enterprise is in. March will not only awaken the crypto community but raise eyebrows in the enterprise.
Welcome to the 4ir, talk to you in Aprillllllllllll

Why are pills so satisfying to look at

Bear market confirmed

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purple

Just a guess

>Ken Fisherman with the bait
I don't trust anyone who puts out commercials

double down your shorts. it's gonna be a biggie.

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Hahaha you coping retard lol I don’t own any crypto at all. Crypto is a distraction and a test run for a one world currency by the elites.
>buy le spy lol mommy look it rhymes XDDDDD !!!

holy shit it does rhyme

what the fuck

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One day you might be buying stock with some type of crypto..

maybe, but I'll keep talking shit about crypto until the very end

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CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Going 2x long
why not 3x?

I can't believe people actually recommend GPRO

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LONG. TVIX

$5k on it, bet.

somethings about to happen. flat spasdaq futures is spooky.

Going 2X long on the general stock market is actually optimized for the long-term.
If you held SPY or DJIA since 1920 or 1950, you would get the highest returns over several decades through 2X leverage rather than 1X or 3X.

>microsoft never has a dip to buy

tfw

>is cu ckoin or idicks the better exchange?
Take your pick

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Why though? Imo Crypto currency is the future.. may take awhile but the idea of limited supply for a currency makes sense.. even if one person were to hoard it it'll make the remainder go up in value due to the lack of supply..

did the levered funds go belly up in 2008 though?

Someone explain to me why futures is fucking negative .5% for the dow?

Also I need a job but am nervous as fuck. Do I need a resume if I’m applying to a job that pays 10 dollars?

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>Also I need a job but am nervous as fuck. Do I need a resume if I’m applying to a job that pays 10 dollars?
As long as you can keep it together long enough to pass an interview or two, you'll be hired. Know the company and how they relate to you personally (even if it's a fast food joint, you picked them over another for a reason, right?), talk about wanting to work as a team, all the normal shit. Be honest about the hours you want to work. If you have a gap in your employment history, say you were dealing with private matters (family works wonders for making you look good) even if that's a lie. If you're young and never had a job before, say you think this would be a good environment to start your history.

Be able to string two sentences together, look normal, don't smell. You will be hired by someone, eventually.

Levered funds are pure cancer. This is why Vanguard doesn't even offer them anymore. Only a gambling moron would buy them.

What's wrong with my precious SQQQ?

I am considering going with VTSAX instead of the 6 fund (large growth, large value, mid growth, mid value, etc)

then a sprinkle of VTIAX so I can waste the rest of my money on options

Futures just crashed through their double inverse cosine stochastic support

SELL SELL SELL WE'RE RETESTING DECEMBER LOWS

OH MY GOD FUTURES ARE UP .01%
AHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS VOLATILITY MOMMY PLEASE HELP ME

Futures seem to be frozen. Kinda spooky really.

You guys better short BA tomorrow. I want some Boeing cheapies.

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>futures should be deep red
idk we could be green today, sometimes making the big bois bullish

I think Warren Buffet is wrong. There is no proof the S&P 500 will continue to climb in the future look at the indices for Japan, China, Europe they are all down from their ath not just for the year but for the past five years

>Someone explain to me why futures is fucking negative .5% for the dow?

Boeing and their second crash of new 737 design. The DOW would be hovering around flat with the spasdaqs if not for that.

The US stock market is such a phallic beast though. Either its fucking or getting fucked. We're never gonna be horizontal like the nikkei.

They definitely took a hit. They definitely did.
However, the 2X performs better in the long run -- over multiple recessions and multiple decades.

>Levered funds are pure cancer.
Wrong.
>Only a gambling moron would buy them.
Stay poor and stick to your dogma. This is backed by real data.

>Do I NEED a resume for an entry level job?

Imagine there's an exact copy of you applying for the same job. He has a resume. You do not. Who do you think will get hired?

Answer: probably both of you. They're desperate, and you'll be brought on as a "conditional" hire for your first 3 months or so of employment before you become a real employee, and in that time if they see that you come in late all the time, have a bad attitude, and really don't care about keeping your job, they can let you go without having to worry about a lawsuit.

But make a resume anyway. It may make you stand out in a good way. And don't stress out about it like I did. It's just a formality, I think they only looked at mine to see if there was anything they could talk to me about or if I had any relevant experience that would help them place me. I.E. if you have experience as a fry cook or selling electronics or using a register, then they'll probably put you somewhere doing those things.

Gambatte, user, and as soon as you're eligible for the 401K plan, which even retailers can have, make sure you max out your company match.

If you didn't buy REFR, now is the time

WOODBURY, NY, March 08, 2019 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Research Frontiers Inc. (Nasdaq: REFR) announced today that it will release its fourth quarter 2018 financial results at 4:00pm Eastern Time on Thursday, March 14, 2019. In conjunction with the announcement, the company will host a conference call at 4:30 p.m. Eastern Time on Thursday, March 14, 2019 to discuss its 2018 financial and operating results as well as recent developments.

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I bought some REFR on Friday. Also looking forward to LPTX's earnings tomorrow.

Who else gonna short BA?

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LPTX take my power

Oh baby.

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Looks like you mistyped the captcha.
Also, looks like we getting ready for a crash.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You'll have a few hours before it goes green for the day

They were up $30 in less than a week when that Malaysian crash happened last year

If you wanted to make money off of this, you should have been shorting it already

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If FIZZ opens in the red tomorrow, I'm fucking buying it and betting it turns around through the next quarter, and maybe gets a new CEO.

If BA opens in the red tomorrow, I'm buying and fucking hodling through thick and thin.

Also gonna keep eying Altria and Disney.

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Imagine getting roasted by a SA writer

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>If BA opens in the red tomorrow, I'm buying and fucking hodling through thick and thin.
It already is, incredible buying opportunity

>Down almost 9% at 4am

Dammit, tomorrow (today) is not going to be fun

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>counties are banning their new model that represents 30%of their profits

Yea, howbout no until they find the reason for the crashes

Futures looking great.

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VTSAX

lets go

BA is a highly successful defence contractor that just so happens to own a crappy airplane business on the side (their airplane division has ALWAYS been their least profitable part of the company)

New 737's are an extremely small portion of their overall business, hell their entire airplane sales revinue is nowhere near 8% of their total business

This pullback is massively overblown, just like last time (down $35 the day of that air lion crash, up $40 2 days later)

This is a buying opportunity, or a good chance for BA shorts to close their bets
(Assuming the entire market doesn't dive off of a cliff within the next month or so of course)

Wow you already own a share! Impressive. Post portfolio.

You really think for a second it's not pilot error?

Let me guess, you got a bigger portfolio eh?
Or too much of a puss puss to do the same?

I post my entire folio all the time, at least twice weekly

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which of you or user previously is correct

your saying planes revenue is 8% of their total business, yet other user said this model is 30% of their profits

does he mean within their airline division, which if its as small as your saying is mostly irrelevent and just a PR issue at some point?