/smg/ - Stock Market General

Why the HECK do i always fall for these /smg/ tier penny stock memes edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0@gmail.com
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Why did i put a call on spy god damnit. Tommorrow its going to take a shit watch lol. Im so fucking done with this shit.

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gpro

YOU GOTTA PLUG IT UP!!!!!!

me put put on SPY
but it didnt sell when was 10% in profit
now me nervous O_O

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>bought BA at 370

Will I make it Jow Forums?

LCI is going to make bank with this generic adderall deal

Aint this flat ass market fun. Its been a great year, great fuckin year...

DOWN

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VSTM opens below 2 dollars tomorrow