/smg/ - Stock Market General

Why the HECK do i always fall for these /smg/ tier penny stock memes edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Why did i put a call on spy god damnit. Tommorrow its going to take a shit watch lol. Im so fucking done with this shit.

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gpro

YOU GOTTA PLUG IT UP!!!!!!

me put put on SPY
but it didnt sell when was 10% in profit
now me nervous O_O

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>bought BA at 370

Will I make it Jow Forums?

LCI is going to make bank with this generic adderall deal

Aint this flat ass market fun. Its been a great year, great fuckin year...

DOWN

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VSTM opens below 2 dollars tomorrow

VSTM opens above 2 dollars tomorrow

Horizontal* market.

VSTM opens at exactly 2 dollars tomorrow

VSTM opens at 2 dollars tomorrow

Im ok, but learned something very interesting today

my Dad whom was a hedgefund manager went to jail for stock fraud and is barred from work

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Who here /LPTX/?

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Gotcha bitch

VSTM opens in a -2/2/+2 superposition tomorrow

I lost 400 dollars today on VSTM alone. Let's not even go into my 300 dollar spy calls

W H Y
W O N T
Y O U
C R A S H

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Please papa, stop the nosedive

>100% BST
>big green today
>no cheapies
>want a crash
>tfw

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PLUG POWERRRRRRR

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ALL IN ON BA

PLUG was PULLED

everyone complaining about a flat market isn't paying attention to dude weed

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IMALLINNOTGIVINGUP

>up 4.5%
what are you talking about

Algos will not allow it to crash. It's just gonna keep pumping until they decide to pull the plug...

LPTX ends today over $2

Short VSTM

>up 15.45% this week
>up 63.5% this month
you lack a broader focus

ya my acb has been making consistent gains

AND THIS IS GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

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why do you do this?

acb is definitely the winner this month

it's definitely going to close higher than yesterday's close of $1.75

Mj
Cgc
Acb
Are oddly my best hedges lately.

I just think it's funny. I'm invested in basically every stock I bash. Doesn't even matter. No one here could even move HMNY if they wanted to

So close

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .23%.... uhhhh... looks like buying that BA and then not checking my port today was a mistake. Mission failed, we'll get em next time. Also first for nikkei rescuing his dad from prison (belly of the beast) to start an offshore pirate hedgefund!

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Missed it by that much.
let's see what their earnings look like tomorrow.

ROLL

THE

DICE

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Still holding strong but was sort of bummed I didn't short it and buy back at close. I was really thinking about it too but I guess I'm still green. All that matters.

One i am disappointed I missed was FH GH though. Getting some mad gains, but when that kind user shilled a
LPTX and GH, I could only afford one. Godspeed you magic man

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+3%, highest it's been in a while. Happy for the gains and for my /smg/ family

Lost my life savings on VSTM. FUCK SMG

Will BA recover? I'm scared Jow Forums.

Any gut feelings on which way it's going?

I was going to invest $5 in HMNY and turn the company around but RH won't let me.

Ancient Chinese secret: buy low, sell high

Caught some lptx at 1.95 just before close

Dont lie to me anons

he's already released, I just never knew why he quit being a hedgie those years ago

-0.2% because of Food. up on tesla. Bulls prepping for the big breakout to Nasdaq 7400

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Bear trapped on indexes. Biggest mistake was not dumping my BA calls yesterday. Lost 1k at the open to it. Pattern day trade shackles make handling positions rough.

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what the HECKIES
how are you just finding this out now
you should get a job as hedge fund manager :<

me went to doctor yesterday and they tried for sell me bane mask for breathing
they were really making hard sell too had sexy doctor lady pressure me

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+9.43% all from VSTM

i shilled gh

i didnt have the patience to hold through a last weeks loss, so i sold it and bough plug instead

if i had another grand laying around i would throw it in gh for a double down to bring the cost down but i didnt have extra cash in the bank at the moment

Fuck you I love my magic Chinese frog and everyone in SMG should get onr

me hope you stupid VSTM bots lose all your money

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>+0,15% today

Comfy. New ATH soon!

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>Any gut feelings
Yeah, but if you want to trust my gut feelings you're in worse shape than you thought.
The fact the CEO and CFO both bought a shitload of shares last month makes me think the price per share will skyrocket, if not on earnings then on announcements of new products.
But my gut feeling is usually the opposite of what one should do.

same... fingies crossed for tomorrow

me shorted every peak but still lost money
me super loser :(

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could you stop talking like a retard?

I'm breaking into your house and pointing it at the door

PDT is some Jew BS. Oh silly goy, you're not smart enough to buy and sell your own property, lose $1,000 to Shlomo.

never lived with my dad, my grandma just told me today at the office the secret

I know from having 200 desperate followers on 1broker that Ill never handle the stress of using clients money. fufufu

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LPTX looks like it's got some good catalysts up through April so I'll see what it's like. If it really pulls a BPTH I may sell half tomorrow and hold to see what happens.

I will fight you to the death

>I know from having 200 desperate followers on 1broker that Ill never handle the stress of using clients money
What stress? It's not your money.

THE BOGS HEARD ABOUT VSTM

I think the frog might only work if you own the house. Oh well

well managers invest in their own funds typically so it would be. but its hard to sleep when hundreds of people are counting on you to not fuck up each morning

Tomorrow or maybe Thursday. This has a similar feel to the September top. Flat ranging WHY U NO DO SOMETHING then it did something.

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Talk about a nosedive

It's going to crash on Thursday because all of my puts expire tomorrow.

I thought the ER was out at 4:30?

yea what the fuck happened

That was aggressive. The Bogs could smell the shills

Is the ER out I'm at the gym

People got scared about the earnings report and wanted to lock in their meager gains.

lptx will close at 54.32 on Friday

Heard from a good friend its closer to 54.35

Which drug do you think is going to be responsible for this gain?

Report as underage. If they want to roleplay like a 5 year old they deserve to be treated like one.

I now have compiled a list titled "dividends that will absolutely fuck up your shit"
JQC (16%)
MORL (22%)
LMLP (13.73%)
SMHD (18%)
The next are less likely to fuck up your shit
SBRA
SNH
PSEC
TYG
ARR
GOF

Up .84%, based BST
Announcing a report or false reporting will result in a ban.

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Actually remove LMLP, not worth it

But she's retarded, not underage

VSTM to $5 by EOW. I refuse to accept defeat.

VSTM breaking even in the off-hours. Fuck the black magic and fuck the haters.

Everyone in this thread needs some motherfucking Xanax, holy S H I T you guys are jumpy.

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If you're not making rash, unbacked decisions, you're not playing the game.

Shitposting is shitposting. If that spaz had the decency to post with a tripcode then sane people could filter it.

I wouldn't have (as) much of a problem with that; It's the Deer-in-headlights shit that's just a bit... why.

I have a chicken that makes all of my decisions for me.

OH NONONONO NONONONONONO
VSTM @ $2.93 after hours trading!

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>/SMG/ trash talks trip fags
>/SMG/ also begs some people to use tripcodes
Jesus/SMG/ get your shit together.

It is pretty obnoxious and pathetic, imo

Announcing a report will result in ban
False report will result in a ban
>advocating for a tripcode usage
>can't stand shitposting
Imagine being this much of a pussy

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You retard, chickens don't have them ind for stocks. My duck had me buy VSTM and LPTX, the true patrician poultry.