/smg/ - Stock Market General

It doesn't ever get any better.

Fucking stop

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Futures leaning pretty strongly green for the moment though.

try getting therapy
you have money, and it might help
why not

1) Why is PEP the most based stock.
>Because it's dividend grows at twice the rate of KO
2) Waiting till after Brexit to buy calls

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Imagine the highlight of your day is going to a different drug dealer to get your fix just so you have the will to work 8 hours.
JFC the state of wagies.

JUST

cnbc.com/2019/03/20/boeing-drops-on-report-fbi-is-joining-criminal-investigation-into-certification-of-boeing-737-max.html

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explain this futures meme, they seem to mean jack shit. i've seen futures green and market opens red, and i've seen the exact opposite as well

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It doesn't mean shit. It's just another tool we all use to proclaim the arrival of the golden bull or coming of the great bear rapist.

No one knows anything so pink or green wojak it.

This image what was gonna use