Going to jail for 5 years

Op will unironically have better returns than the majority of biz. He'll be forced to hold without the ability to sell early. Gonna come out a very rich man

There are 3 possible outcomes here:
>don't hold, get out of jail with ruined record, work construction for the rest of your life
>buy & hold, bitcoin hits the shitcan in the next 5 years, work construction for the rest of your life anyways
>buy & hold, 1000000x moonshot, walk out of prison a millionaire

So in the off-chance you're not LARPing, just fucking do it because there's a chance it'll go very well for you, and if it doesn't, your life was ruined anyways lol

Buy $XMR and become kingpin monero whale. You'll thank me later.

if whatever you are saying is true
Please do this. 50/50 BTC/LINK

very

Yeah this . Hopefully it's something cool and not gay like armed robbery with an airsoft gun.

Based, redpilled, and checked.

Honestly it'd probably be a good idea to spend 5 years in jail even if you didn't have to. 0 monthly expenses + holding btc for 5 years is guaranteed make-it.

k faggot why are you going to jail. Details?
P.s. I will hold your BTC safe for you 100%

Small amount of bsv just in case craigtoshi can pull off what he says he can.

Maybe for every Bitcoin you buy, also buy 2 or 3 bsv.