Just Applied to be a Mail Carrier

up here in Canada that'll get me beheaded by the queen herself

Imagine being such a loser that you'd sell your dreams for $35K/year

No one likes you.

>$35 on fuel for a month

You gotta wait awhile and take a test before you get hired
The vans also have no a/c and the LLVs have absolutely no horse power at all
You know that dog running after the mailman thing? Its true. They give you pepper spray to try to fend them off
People have died delivering the fucking mail

Also you'll need your own vehicle that drives on the right to deliver
You wont get a fulltime position until enough people have retired so you get a route and it'll be the shittiest route your post office has

Just do it op imagine how much time you'll save to shit post

If I want to be a mail carrier, how do I become one?

Mail carrier is probably one of the best jobs on earth. I doubt you get the position you little fuck.

kys faggot