/smg/ - Stonk Market General

you're saying we'll be green EOD?

hmm

there are people who sold this morning and aren't planning on retiring this year.

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How the fuck is SPX still not at 3000? I want to cash out my 3000 calls already.

my $8.50 puts on GE will close green this week right?

I put my SPY up for auction with a starting price of 300 but got no bidders

Why the fuck would I want your SPY for $300, when I can get 300 SPY for $288 on or before Friday?

Fucking Boomers stop retiring, I swear that was 2 more since lunch.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you trisomy 21'ed double nigger. Also, what do you think about WPG?

i fomo'd in at the fucking top again. I can't fucking believe it.

Sell your LYFT, some Uber driver just drove some one to an airport then went back and robbed the persons house.