/smg/ - Stock Market General

the power of books edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Previous thread:

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rip these threads (on weekends)
if it dies again just leave it until like 36 hours from now

The tyranny of Easter weekend is almost over!

Eff you jesus!

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Anyone else here still accumulating Kraft Heinz?

It literally, unironically, feels like I'm stealing at these prices.

this week was the same as any other for me, I still had classes and my internship just like I would any other friday

Everyone's waking up that these threads are paid shillfests. Great image though.

>Everybody's waking up that
>these threads are paid shillfests
>great image though

There are 3 incorrect statements in that post despite it being only 2 sentences long

Hope you bought CGC calls for the 26th gonna break 45 again and settle around 46-47
marketwatch.com/story/hemp-companies-are-raising-capital-at-a-fast-clip-and-cannabis-retailers-can-expect-420-sales-spike-2019-04-19?mod=mw_theo_homepage&mod=mw_theo_homepage
GLA

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I bought 1 (ONE) share!
And a share of MJ, and 10 shares of HEXO!
Am I gonna make it?

I can’t tell what stage of bubble we’re in, but I’m tired of sitting on the sidelines.

Buy more Dr. Pepper.

Shoo shoo Bitcoin shills

Fuck me you guys, I'm bored.

letting the anime thread die is unforgivable

Buy the DIA

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Christ is the light and life of the world
Money and the carnal world will ultimately decay to nothing
Seek and you will find greater treasures in heaven

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I sold KHC for a slight gain. Trying to into value investing waiting for the crash but Kraft is such a terrible company lol

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The next crash will probably kill Warren Buffet.
The combination of Buffet death and crash will probably drive BRK to a .75 PB ratio and sub 1 PEG
Buy as soon as that happens

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If SPOT actually comes up with a positive EPS I'll buy it. I mean the entire world will and it will pump into the stratosphere.
Should I buy it before earnings then? Idk
A company that's been around for around 15 years and still isn't profitable is special needs

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I just finished deleting my Facebook and Instagram account. Short Facebook and CIA niggers
Imagine buying a company that relies on boomers clicking ads
I can see the value of Instagram but Facebook is the new Myspace
Google is another company that most of it's revenue comes from ads, but they are also working on building Skynet so they get a pass

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Should I but MCD puts at open

Why would you buy puts on such a great dividend payer?
I hate the actual company. It's a symbol of post industrial capitalism and it's inherent greed, exploitative nature, and inherent synthetic sexuality
But the stock is a great dividend growth and a good long term hold

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But look at it, it's inflated as fuck rn

On what metric? The entire market is inflated right now. Fundamentals don't matter, it's all priced in
You don't even have a catalyst
Are you just guessing it will suddenly plunge because you don't like it?

feels so fucking good my man
but there are so many other things to steal too

yeah

Oh in that case good luck with that

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>inherent synthetic sexuality
You wut mate?

The more McDonald’s two countries have, the less likely they’ll go to war.
:^)

>hello fellow biz members
>its me, organic tripfag!
>say, have you heard about ROBINHOODtm?
>it's really neat and cool! You should check it out MY DUDES

McDonald's is synthetic sexuality because it's a part of (((American))) "culture", which is based on synthetic capitalist beliefs and hyper sexualization of both the marketplace and media
Reminder not to give (you)s to tripfags

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>spewing Jow Forums buzzwords
go back to making inane shitposts about crypto, please

take your medication and talk to your psychologist about your paranoid ideation

>not believing in tim apple
oh no no no no...

>tfw I will never have capitalistic synthetic hyper sex with McDonalds food

feels bad man

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but have you heard of ROBINHOODtm? it's really neat and cool! You should check it out MY DUDE

S&P will hit a new all time high next week

BELIEVE IT!

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thank you boruto's dad

>this thread used to be called literally ROBINHOOD GENERAL
>"woah dude that's like paranoid and crazy robinhood has nothing to do with this you need a doctor"

but my 5 shares of SQQQ
muh technicals

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Are you an anarchosocialist transhumanism postpunk metanationalist (((?))) xenoestrogenic paramarketeer as well?

Very blackpilled of you.

I really hope you’re trolling my dear bosom buddy

More like sucksuke haha
Why are you blogposting about your boredom and not studying? Go socialize with your fellow zoomers.

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good point, I probably should be doing something else

Unless you’ve given up and gone full tulpa/waifu, you should be finding degenerate zoomerettes and honing your skills while keeping an eye out for worthwhile qts.

And getting /fitlit/

NOTE:
The Nikkei will be closed for trading for an ENTIRE WEEK starting April 29, only re-opening on Tuesday May 7th.

The current empire is abdicating, and a new era will begin

the effect on the Japanese stock market is unknown, effects on global markets also can't be known yet
it is also possible that weekly Manga (nip comic books) will be delayed by a week, which will obviously have a substantial impact on quality of life around the world

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Nooooooooooooooo

*emperor

I'm a Christian ecofascist libertarian, so no I'm not trolling >:(

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Bud what you think life had no meaning if you were born beefor jubus was borned, if only meaning found through him.

Seem very silly. I don’t think jubal would approve.

Comfy

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Any good books/guides for commodity trading ?
I have some spare cash and want to diversify my portfolio

Christ's atonement stretches from eternity to eternity, He is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. In perfection he saves all those before and after him
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY REEE

> anarchosocialist transhumanism postpunk metanationalist (((?))) xenoestrogenic paramarketeer
nanospasm nanospasm

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>The Nikkei will be closed for trading for an ENTIRE WEEK

what?

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I tweeted at Nick today but he hasn't responded yet :(

Friendly pre Easter Reminder

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Amen forever brother. Without Christ we would be lost to wander dark paths forever, he is a burning Son at noon day to lead and guide us back to the presence of our Heavenly Father to rejoice for all eternity

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that's cause he only retweets and replies to smart people :^)
that's also why I've been too scared to every try interacting with him :^(

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Why argue with shills man

Holding cron puts that expire friday. Im fucked by theta from this three weekend. Cron better drop monday

Get real, Monday is going to be full of 4/20 DUDE WEED RECORD PROFITS BLAZE IT reports

Then im fucked should of just took the fucking profit friday and got the day trade ban and used a diff platform fuck me

Oh shit it's true
Why are these nips closing their market for a whole week just because the emperor is changing?

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it's golden week you fucking pleb

It's going to cause market chaos

reuters.com/article/us-japan-markets-emperor/japans-10-day-holiday-stirs-concern-in-traders-and-investors-idUSKCN1PO071

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What are you holding atm? Stocks, coins, whatever, name them. You seem like a smart guy, I’ll buy whatever you have.

Time is for biotechies to bull market?

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This phrase will never die

Meh this will barely touch the market at best you’ll see some small tech and chip companies go down a bit but nothing to crazy don’t let the FUD get to you gonna be a great day Monday

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Is the thread populated enough for Saturday movie night? It starts in 45 minutes in any case. This week’s feature is Ken Russel’s The Devils (1971), an Easter special!

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Yes. Healthcare will have its bounce. Any bioshit with good news during the bounce will pump extra hard for a bit.

ADMA and NBRV might finally see gains

yes O_O

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Movie night movie night! Get in get in! I haven't seen this one before but my buddy said it's a masterpiece!

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is the plan with these shits to just buy and pray for them to discover the cure to some random life threatening disease

do you trade crypto? biotechs are the shitcoins of stocks. dump immediately after a pump so you're not left with bags

>dump immediately after a pump so you're not left with bags

That depends on the reason for the pump, but usually that's the routine, yep. Obviously if the company just got assigned a DIN for a new drug, you can let that ride a bit.

>he’s not deep in LPTX
Leap to the moon with or without you sucka

>just buy and pray for them to discover the cure to some random life threatening disease

if you actually do DD on the stocks you're buying and read about the science supporting their drugs, then it's not just gambling

You wouldn’t just give advice on here if you hadn’t made it, right?

>GALT and LCI collapsing on itself
This is how all you GALTfags look when you say a deal is coming

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>"bo by eoy, end of q1 this year at max"

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Buy Low Sell High negro, SQQQ will continue to be at all time lows all the way up till the next election, I say start buying now, buy all the shorting index funds, 2-5 years from now you'll make 20x returns or more

>"LCI on its way back up to nine"

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ADMA already was approved and has another drug awaiting approval pending due to-according to the CEO- the fda ran out of time.
NBRV has a drug awaiting approval for 4/30 and shows potential plus it hasn’t pumped yet due to all this FUD in the health sector thanks to that commie fuck Sanders god I hope he dies of a stroke

lol

don't you have BPD girls to be crying about

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I'm not comfy.

oh, I thought you were
anyways, I don't care what GALT does in the short term
I'm focused on the long term

>he missed out on AMRS

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What is happening in this .webm?

LCIguy attacks the shorts

i have 100 shares of lptx but im hoping for a jump up to like 3.00 before i dump this trash and move on to divvy stocks

Indeed sir
Tesla and SPY both to 300

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Altria is the next pump and pump
And pump and DRIP and pump

is it too late

You missed out on massive gains but i think it can still go to 6-7 in the next two months. The stock is overall bullish but we might we some pull back this week, which is your entry in.

Also the fact that it stayed and closed above 5 is bullish.

thanks, is it worth holding long term? even if it doesn't pull back and I hop in around 5

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They have enough with the vitamin deal to pay off next months debt which would put the stock up to 6 at least. I've already made about 400% profit off my calls but i really do think it can go to 6-7. Anything after that is really risky imo. Some people are holding for 10 in the next two months but i think that's a pretty far cry from what we'll see within that time.

bless, thanks user. you've spoon fed me enough and now I will have to decide for myself

Also long terms a relative thing. How long is long term to you? The best long term stock to buy right now is SQQQ. Like the user said above. Its going to lead to huge gains in the next 2 years and is a great stock to long. However, i would buy TQQQ calls in the short term (next few months) as TQQQ will probably reach 70-71 before it finally stops its gains.

SPY in Roth IRA, or SPY and IWM for small caps?

What's best for a 30 year DCA plan?