/smg/ - Stock Market General

Shoo shoo Bitcoin shills

Fuck me you guys, I'm bored.

letting the anime thread die is unforgivable

Buy the DIA

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Christ is the light and life of the world
Money and the carnal world will ultimately decay to nothing
Seek and you will find greater treasures in heaven

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I sold KHC for a slight gain. Trying to into value investing waiting for the crash but Kraft is such a terrible company lol

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The next crash will probably kill Warren Buffet.
The combination of Buffet death and crash will probably drive BRK to a .75 PB ratio and sub 1 PEG
Buy as soon as that happens

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If SPOT actually comes up with a positive EPS I'll buy it. I mean the entire world will and it will pump into the stratosphere.
Should I buy it before earnings then? Idk
A company that's been around for around 15 years and still isn't profitable is special needs

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I just finished deleting my Facebook and Instagram account. Short Facebook and CIA niggers
Imagine buying a company that relies on boomers clicking ads
I can see the value of Instagram but Facebook is the new Myspace
Google is another company that most of it's revenue comes from ads, but they are also working on building Skynet so they get a pass

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Should I but MCD puts at open

Why would you buy puts on such a great dividend payer?
I hate the actual company. It's a symbol of post industrial capitalism and it's inherent greed, exploitative nature, and inherent synthetic sexuality
But the stock is a great dividend growth and a good long term hold

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