How many people on Jow Forums are married?

There’s someone really off about her face that is hard to describe. It’s like her eyes and cheekbones are too big, even though normally big eyes and high cheekbones are attractive.

Never marry to your investment/ property, dump it before it goes down in value

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13 yrs here, believe me when I tell you it gets worse

Right now I'm dating a girl that doesn't put out at all. I think she's one of those wait until marriage types. I can kiss her but that's about it. I'm unironically starting to become ok with it. I've dated a lot of whores so this is a unique change of pace. But I'm also afraid that this is a huge trap that I'll regret it some day. Should I commit to this puritan nice girl or ditch her for a more entertaining roastie? She would be a great wife but is it better to wait until i'm in my mid 30s before considering wifeing someone up?

I am and yea.

Yes
11 years
Yes

I’d say you’re in the perfect position. You will be able to train her however you’d like. The people that are unhappy with marriage, either married one of those new age women that think they’re above equal and therefore think they can call the shots, or they married some dumb bitch who acts like a dumb bitch. I can see that being suicide fuel. If you press your dominance on them and understand psychology then you can literally mold them into however you’d like. You can’t be a beta and also can’t have a little Peter either.

t. Been with girlfriend for 13 years, molded her into the ideal women in my eyes.

Stick with her but stay romantic, girls love earning a man

>and also can’t have a little Peter either.
Maybe I'll reincarnate into a real life next time

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It's all about finding the right one.

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>I think she's one of those wait until marriage types.
Don't know how long you've been with her, but if you're not sure what's going on in her head, talk to her about it so that you can check her perspective, see if you are both on the same wavelength. It's better than guessing at what she's doing. Of course, she might lie, but you'll get more understanding from asking.

>my gf says hi
>pic related, just one of my gfs

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s-s-sauce?

rachel aldana, you're welcome

25 years married oldfag here. 2006 oldfag, not last summer oldfag.
We bonk maybe 5x a week inc bjs. Damn straight I’m happy

Why yes, I am a comfy currynigger shilling first majestic silver. So comfy

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Married 3 years to a Russian bride. Overall it's pretty nice. The good stuff is more good than the bad stuff is bad.

Good:
>She makes decent money and we can share expenses
>She only likes to eat cheap food. She has this superpower of feeding both of us on $50/week tops
>Sex is available and easily attainable
>I am never lonely
>We can tell each other anything and everything. I could answer "Does this dress look good on me?" with no and she wouldn't get mad.
>She is warm and I can cuddle with her every night

Bad:
>I have no alone time. She is always here with me.
>She doesn't like my long-term goal of quitting my job as an engineer to work part-time as a bike mechanic or something when I've made enough money. She would be embarrassed that I'm not "successful."
>She is afraid of stock index funds so she makes less money than she could be making
>Sex is so available and easily attainable, it becomes less exciting over time and you end up having less sex.
>I have to move if she gets a job somewhere else because she quit her job and moved to a different country for me.
>The bathroom smells really bad for a few days each month

fugg you just made my day

15 years. Very happy. 8 year old girl, 11 year old boy.

I've got some shares of ag

31
Arranged marriage with a virgin in 2016
Shes is educated, makes more money than me
(Im a NEET)
Just had a baby too
I also own 50 bitcoins

I fucking feel on top of the world

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>Arranged marriage
I wish this was a thing in America. I have four kids and would feel much better about their futures if I selected their spouses for them.

Nothing is stopping you, you fat ameriburger.

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>raise your children so incompetently that you have to choose their spouses for them, because they are apparently braindead

It IS a thing in America.
Shlomo arranges your daughters to pick BBC.

Well I hope you find the woman you're looking for user

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she's basically the perfect woman and is so smoking hot that it leads to this sort of comment as an incel release valve

she's fucking somebody else on the side brah

It makes you look cooler when you dont admit a woman is hot, donchyaknow

where are you from?

>Sex is so available and easily attainable, it becomes less exciting over time and you end up having less sex

I don't really see how this is a bad thing

I've been married 10 years. Yes, I'm happy. I love my wife and children.

>married
never gonna make it

Only the weak minded idiots kek

youre friendzoned lmao get cucked

trans

Married for 4 years going in 5. Met wife at church, happily married but need more money to have kids

Married my college GF....I'm a 34 year old Old fag and been with her for 16 years. Things are good...not amazing but as great as they can be. Sex is good, work is good and I couldnt see myself with anyone else. We have a pretty good line of communication so we barely fight and always enjoy each others company.

Eastern Euroean women are very much about status and appearances. They do fuck well though.

So how OP photo girls get money anyway? it's from the beta bucks tipping them for online photos? there has to be something else

sugar daddy i think

Worrying about females or sex abd not swallowing the black pill on them
16 years ago...

You poor souls. If you knew you would never find someone and die a virgin, what would you spend the rest of your days doing? Training legs, eating ribeye with asparagus for dinner and shitposting on Jow Forums between loads of laundry? You’re goddamn straight.

>woman
Oh boy hahahahahahahhahaHahahhahahahaHhahhahahah

Married 1.5 years to a woman I met via Jow Forums.

Its been hard at moments, but I would say I am happy.

no it's beta cucks paying them money

Damn that's not making it any easier man

>There’s someone really off about her face that is hard to describe

That's because there's nothing 'wrong' you fucking autistic retard. You have literally fell in love with anime children and now you think they are the norm. People with autism have a really hard time with faces and understanding what should be what, it's ok spergy boy.

>tfw been out of a relationship for 4 years and the Loneliness comes in waves
I’ve had a decent amount of sex since my last relationship but it feels so empty and today’s women really are fucked in the head and are juggling 4-5 dudes at a time thanks to the internet. It doesn’t seem so bad when I see my friends GF flip out on them at least once a week or so though.

25 kissless virgin here
I don't really care either way though, I plan on hitting that pussy in a couple years. just keeping my head down and wage cucking putting it into investments before I move out of my parents, hitting the gym too.

I don't think I'll ever marry though unless by some miracle I find a woman in the year 2000+2*10-1 with a good common sense. So basically a woman who will never go for a guy like me

Any tips for keeping the sex alive?

Dead bored here.

That's trap twitch streamer Amouranth.
Here's an old photo, before the implants and facial feminization surgery.
Looks like a guy in drag, doesn't it?

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June will be 10 years, I'm still happy

Here's a closeup of Amouranth's jaw, post surgery.
Still looks pretty mannish, doesn't it?
This creature has hundreds of cucks who give her money, despite her being a man, and being married.

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Wow how'd you marry a 9 year old? When does June turn 10?

He's in Saudi Arabia.

would smash in ass

>would smash in ass

When it comes to trannies, you don't really have any other smashing choice.

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How do you deal with being sexually impotent
...
I am too

honestly the worst part of being married is that females fucking throw themselves at you cause they know u married. crazy ladies man

Believe me buddy, he is 100% right.

Married here with one child. I love my child and n wife but would like to hang out with Qts and thots and just have some fun. Getting drunk with random sluts was always fun but I'm over thirty now anons. I think my time is up.

Warren buffet always said its not about swinging at every pitch, but that when you do swing it's a home run.

As long as the wife/coin you got goes to the moon, forget the rest

Yeah but it's not a bad thing.

Having lots of sex is a lot of fucki g effort. I'd be happy if I only desired it once a week rather than 3 times a night like with my current new gf

>Amouranth
amouranth.tumblr.com/

twitter.com/zaptwitch/status/975709366925123584 - Very masculine figure

imgur.com/a/LVBqc0U male hands

Indeed. Grass is always greener on the other side.

>Sex is so available and easily attainable, it becomes less exciting over time and you end up having less sex.

work on your emotional connection (which will make the sex better)

lol 3D
Just Monika.

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What's strange is that Armourtranth's past as a man isn't even that well-hidden.
How could her cucks not know?
Or do they?

7 years and going strong here.

Honestly it was rough at first. Then she found out about my BBC fetish.

My wife walked in on me with my pants off beating it to a big black gangbang on our huge HD TV.

I almost fucking died. Then one emotionally brutal conversation later, and I knew it was the best thing that ever happened to us.

Now I suck more Big Black Cock than I ever dared dream.

I watch my wife's whole body turn red as she gets fucked into the next century by exquisite godlike bulls.

My brain has been rewired to serve this terrible addiction to niggerdick on my hands and knees. And not just in the bedroom.

I literally used a quarter of my salary to buy her bull a new SUV last year.

This lifestyle is fucking nuts but I wouldn't trade it for anything.

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Just take her when you want her. Don't take no for an answer. Also, give her an orgasm too though.

>mfw always explicitly stated that I do not get married
>mfw my exes all at some point started expecting it anyways

Are all women really that delusional to think that "muh vugina" will always be stronger than a men's will.

Can you post-truth autists please stop with the "puritian" propaganda meme? Technically, sex is marriage. So people who wait until marriage simply aren't whores. If they still have sex, they are just normal. And if they fuck around, they simply show their inability to stay in a relationship = marriage. They are therefore anti-puritians. If you fuck your wife, then she isn't a puritian. Fuck your post-truth cancer terminology, user.

The real autists, though, are "psychologists" and co who today shit up the internet and wikipedia with "virginity is bad and I don't know why it's good" dunning-kruger pseudoscience propaganda. And then end up increasing divorce rates with their autism.

You do know autism is a real thing, not just a generic insult?
>dunning-kruger
Oh, your one of those people

Please just stop. You are embarrassing yourself.

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Newly married here
Wife is totally against taking stuff like the pill. We don't want to have children yet so I'm stuck using rubber johnnies which sucks.

Yeah this guy must be some kind of brainlet. Doesn't he know his toxic masculinity is a psychological disorder, while thinking you are a girl and cutting your dick off isn't? Psychologists really know what they are talking about.

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Who are you responding to? Certainly not to what I said.
>projecting his own autism and retardation so blatantly

>doesn't put out

If she isn't fucking, whatever the reason, drop her ass.

Usually 2 reasons: she's fucking someone else, or she has a low libido.

In any case if she doesn't put out after the second date, i consider it a lack of respect.

Ask yourself this question: Would she not put out with Brad Pitt? Chris Hemsworth? You know she will. Thus she is lacking you respect. Drop her.

Or she's not a whore

started hooking up with a big tittie goth girl only to find out her ex is in prison, kek. guess i'll have to get my ccp once he's released

>her panties when her ex leaves prison and the drama unfolds

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Well I hope you find the woman you're looking for user

30-35 is the easiest age to pick up young thots as long as you're moderately successful and haven't gotten fat
and don't have kids lol whoops

Not funny you fucking weirdo

If she isn't fucking you, she is fucking someone else. She is fucking someone.

To whom it may concern.

14 years here.
Wife went from qt asian to whale asian.
Still love her.
Allways want other girls and pussy.
Generally happy with everything beside the looks.
2 kids.
Never gonna leave her.
I came from poor family.
I need to teach my kids that rich family dynasties come from families that stick togather.
Often its hard and you wanna leave, just to fuck other pussy. But then you jerk off and everything is fine again.
There is no other way to grow a decent family then to stick thru.
And doesnt matter how hot girl you get, after 14 years, every new 20 year old will look hotter then your wife. And your wife will just continue to depriciate in value.
But do I really wanna go start a new family with some hit thot?
Not really. I just wanna fuck them for 10 min.
But do I really want a big family, thats well off financialy, good values and culture?
Yes. I wanna be 80 years old still with a women that is mother yo ny children. Then have ny kids and gradkids come visit us with their families and continue wealth generation togather.

I'm married. Been married 4 years.
>Kid will be born next month
>Are you happy?
No.

that's a fucking vision of hell

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One year married
Thirteen years together
She is a MD and University professor, pretty well off but from a poor family, so she tends to value money and don't spend on stupid shit

All I can say is: fap makes a relationship healthier
You will never be sexually satisfied with one women
I would rather fap to pornstars than cheat