How many people on Jow Forums are married?

started hooking up with a big tittie goth girl only to find out her ex is in prison, kek. guess i'll have to get my ccp once he's released

>her panties when her ex leaves prison and the drama unfolds

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Well I hope you find the woman you're looking for user

30-35 is the easiest age to pick up young thots as long as you're moderately successful and haven't gotten fat
and don't have kids lol whoops

Not funny you fucking weirdo

If she isn't fucking you, she is fucking someone else. She is fucking someone.

To whom it may concern.

14 years here.
Wife went from qt asian to whale asian.
Still love her.
Allways want other girls and pussy.
Generally happy with everything beside the looks.
2 kids.
Never gonna leave her.
I came from poor family.
I need to teach my kids that rich family dynasties come from families that stick togather.
Often its hard and you wanna leave, just to fuck other pussy. But then you jerk off and everything is fine again.
There is no other way to grow a decent family then to stick thru.
And doesnt matter how hot girl you get, after 14 years, every new 20 year old will look hotter then your wife. And your wife will just continue to depriciate in value.
But do I really wanna go start a new family with some hit thot?
Not really. I just wanna fuck them for 10 min.
But do I really want a big family, thats well off financialy, good values and culture?
Yes. I wanna be 80 years old still with a women that is mother yo ny children. Then have ny kids and gradkids come visit us with their families and continue wealth generation togather.

I'm married. Been married 4 years.
>Kid will be born next month
>Are you happy?
No.

that's a fucking vision of hell

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One year married
Thirteen years together
She is a MD and University professor, pretty well off but from a poor family, so she tends to value money and don't spend on stupid shit

All I can say is: fap makes a relationship healthier
You will never be sexually satisfied with one women
I would rather fap to pornstars than cheat