you people literally freaked the fuck out when it went from 5.1k to 5.5k and vice versa.
wow, an 8% shift over the course of a week.
you people do realize there are MULTIPLE stocks that jump up 10% a day, right? and if you buy call options on those stocks you can make 1000% on your money, right?
oh you didnt? and you have been losing your absolute shit when your meme coins make you 5%? thats adorable, you all really are retarded.
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call options? Sorry i dont gamble
go home Warren Buffett, you're drunk
Imaging the time you spent reading over this post for edits and mistakes and then to still post this pointless personal thought it gives me joy
>1000%
>on a 10% raise
>via call options
Math isn't your strongsuit, is it? Do you even understand what a call option is? How did you magically turn 10% - price of call option into 1000%?
You are definitely right about retards on this board, and you are leading the pack.
Learn to fucking leverage trade at 100x margin, you child.
sad. hope your 3% gains are treating you well!
a lot of autism going on here. knowing I hit a soft spot makes me LOL.
I sold the contract for 10x the price I bought it for
way to out yourself as a complete fucking retard
Apple call options are going for 20 bucks atm. The price is 200. Apple has to go up 10% for you to break even.
Read a thing: investopedia.com
>Apple call options are going for 20 bucks atm
imagine unironically being this fucking retarded rn
not a single one of these call options are "going for 20 bucks" and options dont have a static price.
youre a complete fucking retard and are exactly why i made this thread making fun of your type
warren, i'll speak slowly cause you're drunk: if you can make x10, you can lose x10, it's obvious.
wrong, faggot. I can only lose the premium I paid for the option
>the current state of meme coiners
im LAUGHING @ how absolutely fucking retarded you people are. i learned how to successfully trade options in 3 days and you dipshits are still scrambling your THC riddled brains for how an option even works. absolutely pathetic
The premium, that's 100% of your investment.
yeah. 100%. 1/1. not 10/1.
>posting out of the money trash to cover up for his bs
i'm not in options, but i suppose that if you want to do 10x you have to put some leverage on them, no?
"I'm not '''''''''''in''''''''''' options"
just say you dont know fuckall about options then fuck off
>being this butthurt
Guess what, dicklord? my "out of the money" option that cost me a $10 premium turned me a $100 profit per contract. get fucking rekt kid
warren no need to be rude, we're not judging you for being a dicklet boomer
You did'nt answer: is there any leverage involved, to make x10?
They expire in 5 days. Let's pretend they didn't. Show me the math that makes you 1000%.
I am bored with you now.
Lmao at coinfag COPE
>m-muh golden bullrun is coming
>muh expiration date
ok? and? LOL @ you deflecting because you got BTFO.
>do the math
lmao @ this. youre so butthurt and retarded that you want me to breakdown exactly how I made money. how about you do some research you lazy retarded nigger.
>I'm bored
no, youre exhausted from getting so fucking rekt. I havent 2 dimensionally rekt anyone this hard in so long. im fucking PUMPED
Warren you're not rekting anyone, you're just on coke right now.
I don't give a fuck about your being so happy with opts and coke, nor i give a fu about opts and coke at the moment.
Your arguments had my attention for a moment, but your dickletness ruined it all, as always.
>Your arguments had my attention for a moment, but your dickletness ruined it all, as always.
im heartbroken
I know, you're on coke, so you're very proud to be a dicklet.
Try to open a thread when you're not on coke next time.
t.
Can confirm made 35% return this year so far makes you wonder how hard will it crash if it's outperforming btc.
t.
>>>/totalfuckingretard/
pffthahahahahhahah
To be in opts you have to be a kike dicklet, so half-dicklet.
Please fullfill our vaginas with your huge brain.
Post proofs (even theoretical ones), then we will talk.
Until then, you haven't rekt anyone but yourself.
wonder if you can put an option to have your dick back
S E E T H I N G
im glad you asked. this contract was orginally $.01 per share, it is now at $.1
I picked it up 4 contracts at $.0475 for shits and giggles at the end of the day just to see what they did and am up over 130%
>im glad you asked. this contract was orginally $.01 per share, it is now at $.1
> and if you buy call options on those stocks you can make 1000% on your money, right?
>oh you didnt? and you have been losing your absolute shit when your meme coins make you 5%? thats adorable, you all really are retarded.
lol, where r the proofs of 1000%
right there you blind mother fucker, I literally just broke it down for you too.
inb4
>"i was only pretending to be retarded"
im no longer intimidated by the fact only 10% of traders make money. I was under the impression there was a stop limit on intelligence once you are over the age of 18 but holy fuck there are some dumb mother fuckers ITT.
hahahahahaha holy fuck I get it now. youre on a level of retardation i never knew was possible for someone who can at least operate a keyboard. you seriously dont realize that .1 is 1000% greater than .01..... HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK KYS MY DUDE HAHAHAHAHA
> writes S E E T H I N G
> thinks 2 bets mean making money consistently
12yrs old kike dicklet, you'll lose all of your shekels
R A T T L E D
No one buys deep OTM calls to make money consistently. OP may as well be bragging about how he got lucky at the roulette table last night.
oh, I'm sorry. did you see where I made 130% off of a Disney call option during a period where Disney went up only a third of a point?
would you like to be the next batter up to get your shit pushed in? because I'll do it and have a blast while doing it
I like how all these jelly faggots are going to talk about option trading like its gambling when you buying dips and hoping the stock goes up isnt gambling
jesus christ that cognitive dissonance is real. literally the only difference is the risk/reward ratio is greater in option trading
hey mr. stock guy
how does one start selling call options for income?
Do you know what the Security Market Line is?
Now apply it to options.
damn if only there was a search engine that compiled millions of articles filled with information that could be easily accessible by anyone at anytime and answer virtually any question........
why are you still here? youve been absolutely demolished and your retardation is here for everyone to see. LOL @ you moving the goalposts and still trying to argue with me. go to bed faggot