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I'd rather get some real red meat and finish then stuff garbage into my mouth

I feel like a moron
I didn't buy in
What was up with the delay to open though?

Open a short on the stock in 1 week or day.

initial ((("""public"""))) offering

I just want to buy puts so when it beypnd crashes I'll be beyond rich.

Did anyone actually taste these? Are they really indistinguishable from meat, or is this 100% marketing?
There's a lot of pretty good meat alternatives available nowadays. Fatty and filling. To be actually innovative they would have to be 100% indistinguishable.

its much better than a black bean burger, or a bocaburger or some shit like that.

That said, most of the fat in it comes from Sunflower Oil, which is not really the best for you in terms of omerga 3 -6 ratio (it has alot of omega 6) , so the hardcore health people will not like this product, although I admit it's much jucier than a black bean burger.

I think the real potential w this product is in the "meat causes climate change" canard that the media have been parroting lately. A certain percent of retards will only order vegan burgers at Wendys and Carl's Jr, or get them from Whole Foods for their backyard bbq's because they actually believe they are most sustainable or some ludicrous shit.

Costs 6$ for 2 patties at Whole Foods. VERY expensive burger.

Beyond meat are only decent imo tho Im sure they will improve in the face of competition
Impossible burger is 99.9999% identical to a great burger
t. Vegetarian of 3.5 years

desu famalamam the spicy black bean burgers are the best non-meat burgers out there.

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>KYS
It's in the meat aisle where I live retard. Fuck off.

Did you try a linda mccartney burger, I love those.