Got a total of $0 in my bank account. So Jow Forums what do?
How do I become a millionaire?
Angel Clark
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Ryder Jones
Easy, just get infinite % returns. Starting from $0, that could make your final wealth any number, including $1 million
Christian King
Easy, just s̶͔͕̼̥̖͍̀̒ǘ̴̬̫͓̻ĉ̵̞̇k̵̡͍͔͓̀͋͊͐̔͋̋͜͝ ̵̨̫͉̩̠̼̄͐̀͘ō̵̘̼̈́̏͊̀̃̓ņ̸̟̞̝̇̈́̓̚͜͝ u̷̢͚̺͓͉̫̐͊͋̂̌̌͛͑ͅn̸̛̦̠̰͓͙̜͔͍̦̱̘̆͊̎͗͒͊̋͌͘̚͝d̷̛̗̺͔͍͗̂̿́̽̑̋͒͒̃͘̕͝e̸̮̜̰̟͛́̈́̿̓̋͛͆̀̃͠f̴̘̭̖́̚ͅḭ̷n̵̬̩̘̤̟̻͍͍̍͑̋͐̑̂̉e̵͉̳̍̋͆̑̔͒͒̃͝d̶̨̨̨̡̻̗͇̺̰̤͇̏͂̂̊̽̊͘̕ͅ ̴̢̨͎̘̪͙̮͑̈́͑͒̃͘̕͜d̷̢̡̫̹̣̮̪̺̙̳͙̟̕i̴̢͙̣͙̇̿̀̿̐̑̽̇̌̒̚c̵̙̰̮͓͌̇̏͆̃͗̕͘͝ḱ̸̨̙́̌̋͊̈͆͌̒̃̈́̚͜͝͠š̶̙̹̭̩͇͇̯͇͚̓̉͋̏͜ ̵͔̙̳̻̋̓̉͆̚e̷̢͕̼̝͕̝͍͈͉͕͒̊̂͐̍̔̒̓̎͜͝͠͝ͅͅv̸̨̨͇͍̘̣̖̝͖̮͔̎̊͌ͅé̸̫͓̓͋͌̌̽͑̔̍̋r̷̭̆̿͛̋̆͠y̴̤̠̜̯͍̰͌͗̽̃̏̑͐͒̑̾̍ ̶̨̛̜̙̯́̾̄̋ḏ̷̨͓̻̾̋̀̈̃͜͜ḁ̶̧̛̛̠͐͛͐͛͘y̵̟̤̓͛͂͐͐͋͌̒́̇͝ ̵̡̡̘̥̟̼̹̰̩̠̭̫̫͎̽̚͠͝f̵̨̢͖̰̪̋̽͊o̵̗̪̘͖͎̻̽̇̀r̸̡̗̘̪̼̦̳̱̭̱͋͛͂̈̃̈́͜ ̵̧̡̛̫̞͎͖̋̌̂͋̏ ư̸̧̖̪̗̙̖̗̦̹̩̬̏͗̀̃̓̏͂͒͝͝n̶͍̤̯̯̞̤̰̦̳͎̰̣̳̣̫̘̓̌̆̕͝ͅͅ
Don't buy into that kneepads scam though, that's a rookie mistake.
David Baker
Now, how the hell am I supposed to do that and wtf does that mean? I'm very new to all of this.
Henry Rivera
Try suicide
Lucas James
Alright, to make it really easy just buy $0 worth of LINK, you should make it by EOY 2020
Bentley Wood
Can you give me a bit more to go off of than that? instructions etc?
Hudson Anderson
Bro if you need someone to spoonfeed you from step one, you're gonna end up losing the $0 you already have. This is a board for crypto stuff, so if you're interested in that then use google and do some fucking research
Bentley Ortiz
Unironically suck cock. Best thing I ever did: hang out behind 5 star hotels and agree to everything. You’ll be safe bc they can’t afford the drama otherwise. Buy knee pads just as soon as you can, and learn to swallow those 26 free calories and with enough trade you’ll not spend a penny on food all day!
Henry Lee
Sounds like you're new to life