I know nothing about crypto, finance or taxes

I'm a stupid zoomer NEET who knows nothing about money and not in college yet.

What do I do to become a millionaire? What should I study? I hear you guys talking about stinky linkies but idk how to get them. Should I buy BTC once I wage enough money?

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Please help frens. I came here because I like looking at funny pink man pictures but I'm afraid that I'm gonna become pink man in the future

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Get a job first, faggot.
And learn from your parents on how to file taxes since your manager will most likely not give a shit about you given you're a zoomer and probably underage b&; as well try to learn on your own when you get your job since nobody is going to spoonfeed you on the ins and outs of your job. Treat your job as if you were in Jow Forums but don't say nigger to the niggers.

After that, either at least get a community college degree so that you transfer to a uni finish your Bachelor's or right away try to get your way on learning how to invest.
If you got someone in your family that has the skills and knowledge in investing, you're good.

Now on crypto.
Just lurk more for 1-2 years, buddy.

Good luck faggot.

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Get money, buy Chainlink. You need to do it yourself. Read and learn. Tutorials are everywhere

just kys faggot.
end it now. life is not for you.

Most of us are sleeping. But tye short of it is as follows. You are going to have to wagie for a cot years. Live humbly. Scrape every spare dollar you have, bet it on some shit coin. Hope it moons x1000. Dump your bags. If you do this enough, or put enough money on one, you'll be set for life.

Ty fren. I have a bit of money saved up when I was a dishwasher over summer but idk how to do taxes.

Btw what degree should I aim for? I was pretty good at all STEM subjects and english but I did bad at comp sci in HS.

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I was considering it. If I don't make it within the next 10-12 years I'll probably end it all.

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Which shitcoin? How do I learn about shitcoins and have the intuition to know which ones are worth it?

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