I'm a stupid zoomer NEET who knows nothing about money and not in college yet.
What do I do to become a millionaire? What should I study? I hear you guys talking about stinky linkies but idk how to get them. Should I buy BTC once I wage enough money?
Please help frens. I came here because I like looking at funny pink man pictures but I'm afraid that I'm gonna become pink man in the future
Get a job first, faggot.
And learn from your parents on how to file taxes since your manager will most likely not give a shit about you given you're a zoomer and probably underage b&; as well try to learn on your own when you get your job since nobody is going to spoonfeed you on the ins and outs of your job. Treat your job as if you were in Jow Forums but don't say nigger to the niggers.
After that, either at least get a community college degree so that you transfer to a uni finish your Bachelor's or right away try to get your way on learning how to invest.
If you got someone in your family that has the skills and knowledge in investing, you're good.
Now on crypto.
Just lurk more for 1-2 years, buddy.
Good luck faggot.
Get money, buy Chainlink. You need to do it yourself. Read and learn. Tutorials are everywhere
just kys faggot.
end it now. life is not for you.
Most of us are sleeping. But tye short of it is as follows. You are going to have to wagie for a cot years. Live humbly. Scrape every spare dollar you have, bet it on some shit coin. Hope it moons x1000. Dump your bags. If you do this enough, or put enough money on one, you'll be set for life.
Ty fren. I have a bit of money saved up when I was a dishwasher over summer but idk how to do taxes.
Btw what degree should I aim for? I was pretty good at all STEM subjects and english but I did bad at comp sci in HS.
I was considering it. If I don't make it within the next 10-12 years I'll probably end it all.
Which shitcoin? How do I learn about shitcoins and have the intuition to know which ones are worth it?
You are just going to have to feel it out when it comes to shitcoins. Almost every one moons at some point, and I don't expect that to change in the future. Just search up new IPOs, and get in early. If it is a good project, you can hold till a really big moon. If the project feels like a scam (and this is just intuition), you can sell for a smaller profit.
Unironically Jow Forums shills some decent shitcoins. I bought Link because it was shilled heavily here while it was at 0.3, now it's worth 1 dollar. Same with Matic, noticed it because it was shilled heavily here, got in relatively lately, but already 3x from initial investment.
> How do I learn about shitcoins
hackernoon.com
Also
> do taxes
Change ur mind or u aren't gonna make it.
Do you currently wage? If so, what is your career? Also, how do you split time for waging and studying crypto and reading about this stuff?
that person literally did not give you any advice, sounds like just another 99%er
ty for the link and yeah I have to stop being so pathetic
Unironically try paper trading for a few months, and see how you do. I work part-time, and live with the folks.
Ty I'll try it. Also, any book recommendations to learn about the stock market or no?
Knowing burger high schools; aim for the one you will have the most interest on while it also gives you a good paying job in the meantime.
Of course I won't, this isn't Jow Forums.
Put all your money in Chainlink.
crypto is not a get rich quick scheme. you will have to wait 5 years and have strong hands, that means not selling.
i think many of us forgot how it was whrn they first got into btc, trying to buy some fot 1 dollar to see if even works and getting comfortable with it. seeing that way btc will be risky enough for you getting started. you will vecome a degenerate shitcoiner soon enough then.
Excuse me user but I'm retarded. Is Chainlink a meme or no? Why do you guys shill it so much here?
Study mining or petroleum engineering and work on a mine site or an oil rig.