/SMG/ SaMmiches are Good edition

I refused to make one today after i got bitched at for leaving vacation flavor text in the OP
>twice

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Just bought TWO 9 dollar calls on ford that expire next Friday.

Come on trump, gimme the big crash

Bond yield has bottomed, how do I long bond yields?

Is it better to buy short term bonds or long term bonds ETF for a few months while the trade tensions cool down?

I guess ideally short term bonds make more sense but if everyone is rushing to long term bonds I could make a little more money if the principal prices go up

Oops. I meant puts haha!

Another -5% day for my LCI only portfolio, it almost turns me on

Rate my strategy.

>watchlist of ~40 blue chips
>all make money and pay quality dividends
>open position (few $k) on bad news (-10% drop)
>set trailing stop loss when I'm up 20%
>if shit goes south at least I baghold a profitable business and not memes

I have enough total capital where theoretically I could sit on 20 positions.

>The study reports that galectin-3 expression is prognostic for poor survival rate of AML patients.

Wow if only there was a drug out there that could lower galectin-3 levels

Why am I losing money on Betterment?

Also, why does my portfolio say "Very Conservative" no matter how radical I make my plan?

Am I going full retard by investing into high dividend ETFs (SPYD, HDV) into my 401k and IRAs? I'm not even going to see this money for 35 years but I'm scared of losing a lot in these times.