Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen.

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here pen gibs me mmoney

Sirs, only 0.99$
1000 only 0.96$ each

If you put it in your poopoo PP grows x100.

You have to buy this pen or you go to jail, it's the law. You have a social contract.

this pen is the pen ur mother used to write her final letter, buy it from me for $400

If you stick it in your ass, you get bitcoin deposited into your bank account

may i please see that pen? thank you. here, have this piece of paper. will you write your name on that piece of paper? oh, you don't have a pen? let me tell you what good sir, i'll sell the one that i'm holding to you.

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Let me see that pen? oh nice. Tell you what, write your name on that napkin and i'll pay you 2 dollars for it. Oh don't have a pen? I'll sell you this one for a dollar.

Buy DGB, take sharpies deep