Sell me this pen.
Sell me this pen
here pen gibs me mmoney
Sirs, only 0.99$
1000 only 0.96$ each
If you put it in your poopoo PP grows x100.
You have to buy this pen or you go to jail, it's the law. You have a social contract.
this pen is the pen ur mother used to write her final letter, buy it from me for $400
If you stick it in your ass, you get bitcoin deposited into your bank account
may i please see that pen? thank you. here, have this piece of paper. will you write your name on that piece of paper? oh, you don't have a pen? let me tell you what good sir, i'll sell the one that i'm holding to you.
Let me see that pen? oh nice. Tell you what, write your name on that napkin and i'll pay you 2 dollars for it. Oh don't have a pen? I'll sell you this one for a dollar.
Buy DGB, take sharpies deep