Sell me this pen

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Attention everyone. Sergey here. I will be accepting professional ink drawings to gather ideas for our new marketing campaign. Should be good.

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Everyday people sign contracts for thousands user. Every single day. And you have just as much talent as they do. You know what, you remind me of myself before I found confidence. I want you to make it man. I want everyone to make it, but people are just too scared to take the risk.

I tell you what, you buy this pen from me user, and you fucking promise me that when I send my contacts over here tomorrow, you WILL sign that contract. No making excuses, no thinking about it. You are going to see dollar signs and you are going to sign. Here give me five dollars, take the fucking pen, and promise me you are going to sign that contract.

Do you promise user? I know you can do it, DO YOU?

buy halflife

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now

If you buy this pen for 1 dollar I can sell it for 2$ or more. I'm the salesman you're the funding.

The pen is the key to oracles. With a pen, you have the power to sign anything you can think of.

Is a very nice pen. I dont believe you can afford this pen. Let me put it away. Here is our entry level model.

fuck off with your boomer HR interview questions.

>>steals pen
What pen?

Hey user good afternoon it’s bob with Jow Forums how your day going so far? Great we’ll I don’t mean to interrogate you but are you in the market for a pen?