Unemployed general

How does anyone even get a job these days?
>hit the pavement and walk in with a straight back, look the manager in the eye and shake his hand
>tells me to apply online
>gets trashmanned by HR roasties
>took the military pill (Not the USA)
>learned a trade
>discharged
>Lived in Ukraine for a year finishing a bachelors
>"Can you explain the gap in this resume for us user?"
>"Oh well we'll be in touch"

Then you hear nothing. Gets harder every day bros

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just be yourself, bro

just propose to work for free, or even, would be better if you will pay for your work-place as an opportunity

You not only shake the hand, its called firm handshake for a reason.

I didn't know McDonalds were that strict with their applicants. Have you tried Burger King?

Why the hell do you want a job?

Just start your own business only brainlets work for other people. I make 10-15k per month working at home running a Minecraft server.

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Don't wagecuck for the Jew. There are many rich NEETs here on biz. You can be one too.

To make it on your own, what you need is insight, an accurate enough understanding of the world. For that Jow Forums is pretty helpful. Based on insight you develop foresight. A good guess of what is likely to happen next.

Foresight you use to plan for the future. Once you have a good plan all you need to do is have the discipline to execute it.

That way you will be freed of wagecucking forever.

> I make 10-15k per month working at home running a Minecraft server.

how does that work? who pays you for what kind of service, user?

listen to the other user telling you to start your own business, user.

You don't, unless you know people already working there.
The bigger issue here is do you really want to be Shekelsteins 10$ /hr cuckboy?

I sell in game ranks and items to the players

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I never would have thought there's a market for that! Good for you, man!

How did u make your server popular?

Originally I was just playing Minecraft and saw how much money the server I was playing on was making so I made an exact copy of their server. Then I pretended to be a girl and started a relationship with one of the admins on that server and convinced him to grief the server with me. After we griefed it I advertised my copy to the players on that server to get my player base started.
Then I used voting bots to boost my server to the front page of every server listing website.

From there on I would just copy the ideas of other servers that were already popular and remake them for my server and built it up over the years.

S-so you were a trap?

How did you enjoy that experience? Do you occasionally transdress on weekends? Is there anything you wouldnt do for money?

You stole somebody else's idea and hard work. I wonder how long you can keep it up.

Go see a shrink and say you're suicidal, get neetbux and watch anime all day

No I just made my in game character a girl and added a fake picture to my skype profile. The admin was some 16 year old boy so it wasn't that hard. I did enjoy it though it was thrilling to grief the server and humiliate him afterwards.

I started my server over 6 years ago and there's really not much a server can do when you steal their ideas.
Copying other businesses and stealing their marketshare is how everyone makes it. Most buisnesses don't come up with anything new or groundbreaking they just copy what other people are doing and do it a little better to steal their customers.

What’s the server ip

Good larp 7/10

Go back to your cage wagie

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What the hell are you specifically selling day by day on the server? Any worries Minecraft might eventually fall into obscurity?

what did you do in Ukraine?

it's easy to get a job if you have skills, in the US the job market is so tight that if you have skills then you get spammed with job offers, I work in IT in the banking industry and I get at least 2 emails and 3-4 cold calls from recruiters per week. It's kinda annoying and I even deleted my Linkin account. I did just take a new job last year that increased my pay by 50%, was going to jump to another job next year but the one I currently have is real comfy so I might stay longer.

this is when autism pays off

once it fails, just move on to the next game..

The biggest money maker is selling weapons and armor with special "enchants" for the players to pvp with. When they die they lose the items and have to buy more. I have seen players spend $150 on items then lose them 10 minutes later.
The ranks aren't as profitable because players can only buy them once and it gives them access to special commands that make the game easier to play or gives cosmetic perks like setting a colored nick name.
I'm not that worried about the game dying because I should be retired by then but I did see a drop in sales while fortnite was really popular but they went back up when fortnite started dying.

absolutely devilish

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Well played sir

Just lie on your resume like everyone else

Do this, its complete bullshit. Every job asks for experience AND a degree, theres no way to break into the jobs market without telling a few lies

What happens if you get caught

show me the way user

Its not illegal you will just burn a few bridges probably. Its also illegal if they try to defame you if you get another job at some other place.

there is literally no way to get caught if you just say you worked at a small family owned company and have your friend be a reference