/smg/ - Stock Market General

I sold the bottom and bought puts. That's it I'm moving into bonds and savings accounts until the economy explodes and I don't care if I have to wait until 2025 for cheapies

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>I don't care if I have to wait until 2025 for cheapies
This year or the next will be the recession, but the longer it waits out, the worse it will be. Recession will happen and this one will be a big one, it will make 2008 look like child's play.

SCREAMING GREEN STROBE LIGHTS OF DEATH

to bears


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BUY OLIVE FUTURES. PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS EAT SALADS. IVE SAID THIS A HUNDRED TIMES.

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reuters.com/article/us-tyson-foods-beyond-meat-idUSKCN1S026U

They sold for $79MM back in April. Today it'd be worth $500MM.

me post
continuing on:

>muh youtube video

You have to be 18 to post here, just for the record; I didn't say capitalism was voluntary once, nor is participation in whatever society you happen to be born in voluntary for that matter.

You can however voluntarily choose your employer, and it's the surplus created by a capitalistic market economy but "discarded" by communism (as shown by socialist "scholar" Paul Cockshott's jizzrag from his video I posted earlier) that creates the very apparatus that makes unemployment (i.e. the voluntary abstinence from work labor) to the extent that it exists possible. Ethically however, this apparatus is still a product of a far greater theft than that which is supposedly perpetrated by say, the CEO of Delta Airlines making $145 per employee per year at his $60,000 average wage, profit sharing company (that itself also has to pay 7% or so of each employee's wage to the government through an apparatus called a payroll tax).

As an aside, you lot's persistence on this and other boards despite getting absolutely blown the fuck out almost everywhere you go proves you don't care about being factually correct or ethically consistent, you care about "winning" even when it's proven time and again that your Jewish NEET Santa Claus ideology is regressive, ending in violence, compulsion and coercion of a far more severe sort than that which exists today.

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I’ve come to the terrible realization that playing tqqq/sqqq in anticipation of a tariff/tradewar/whatever is just gambling and NOT investing and so glad I realized that before FOMOing into SDOW.

>for SQQQ, SDOW, and SPXU bagholders:
>suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
I’m the only one who fucks with SDOW, and it’s the only one I set good stoplosses for.

W-what? Why are you saying this to me? I’m not even the gay?

Oh god. I’ve made a terrible mistake

(those fucking TRIIIIIIIIPS)
>frenulum is orkgfan

Yeah, but the boomies are clever at finding ways to postpone it. It should already have happened, but they love prolonging the boom and intensifying the bust, because they know they may not live to see it.

Yeah but then it would be a conflict of interest for Tyson’s meat substitute product. Expect them to take a good portion of Beyond’s market, and they already have the distribution networks to undercut and box out beyond from the market.

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I have 114 warrants, will I make it?

hourly reminder to be greedy

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Looking for a highrisk stock that i can dump $1000 into.

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