Why did I get a fucking "Informatics" degree...

>Why did I get a fucking "Informatics" degree
What country is that?

>Informatics
Isn't that just CIS?
Or don't tell me you didn't even learned how to program.

True bro. College isn't worth it unless you're really interested in your major. You'll never get a job over someone who's actually interested in that shit for example programming in their free time etc.

t. fell for the CS meme because I didn't know wtf else to do

>Know one know what they want to do

Absolutely retarded and harmful meme. There absolutely are people who know what they wanna do and are excited about their work. Plenty of my friends are like this.

>willing getting into debt for a piece of worthless paper
wew

I washed out after basic Java. Was struggling with Calculus and C++ at the same time.

Did you at least learned some business topics?
Else, you're fucked and just have a Bachelor's of Science in nothing. You would have to treat that degree as if it was a Liberal Arts degree so google some jobs any 4-year degree will do.

What we learned was shit like A/B testing, data analysis, doing case studies, experiments about apps and shit, biometrics.

So yeah, basically a liberal arts degree that's worthless because I don't know any programming. I guess my only way out is to learn some IT shit and get certified.

Bumping thread for more opinions.

That looks similar to those statistics programs but without the math.
And I asked you if you took some business courses since you could market your degree like a normal business major if you did took those courses.
Either way, I'm pretty sure the only thing you need is to learn how to program at this point, so you could either go for a Master's in IT where they teach you programming from scratch (if this program is available and affordable for you and close to you), or become a self taught a build a rock-solid portfolio by using the skills you learned in that degree.
Since yeah, getting certified is a good idea, but I personally do not know what certs you should do.

Should pick up java or C++ again. Or try python. Give it another go, java is honestly not hard at all.

I really despise programming. And I can't get a Master's, my GPA is too low to be accepted into a program.
It's just fucked man. I don't want to learn to code. Everything is fucked and dumb.

Crypto investor obviously

Get a scrum master cert and apply at companies like equifax, TransUnion, even Microsoft. Make sure to enter African American female on the EEO application.

I've been saying two or more races and American Indian and white because I have like 1/64th Indian blood.
I hate the world.

Damn it.
Then just try to market your degree on jobs that just want a 4-year degree like I said previously or do those desk help jobs in the IT industry. I don't know what else to tell ya.

Yeah, I mean I guess I fucked myself. It's my fault in the end.

Your fucked

You don't hate to code. Nobody does. You just hate when you write crappy code that sucks and breaks (I hate that too). But writing beautiful code that works perfectly is nice, everyone thinks so, even you.

Just relax and start to enjoy coding.

Yes I know.
But the only thing I write is crappy code. I don't know how to do beautiful code. And frankly, I think that I'm just shit and deserve this fate.

Dude, coding is boring as fuck. Literally the best part about is when it's over lol.

This. But honesty, I'll learn to tolerate it, because it's easier than cold calling boomers about their prescriptions.