Just work in a closet bro

You forgot the nutrient IV system and padlock on the outside

I don't get why they settled on such a small box, it makes it seem like a parody.

True. Needs some kind of repetitive noise streamed in that improves productivity.

This is how it should be boomers in corner offices with all the shitty intitled millennials in these.

you're suppose to get some nice drapes for your cuckshed

Definitely. Also there's more you can do with audio, iirc in Guantanamo they used loud rock music as a form of torture, so you can probably adapt this as a form of positive/negative reinforcement to manage employee effort. Imagine how blissfully productive a period of silence could be made to feel for a slacker wagie

A slow drip from an overhead vent.

sea.pcmag.com/amazon-tap/32774/report-amazon-working-on-human-emotion-detecting-wearable

A helmet that reads your emotions. Get upset about working overtime 4 days in a row, fire the mentally billigerant worker on the spot.

>small table
>cant fit proper office chair
>can't stretch out arms, claustrophobic
terrible product if it's real. at least put a screen on the wall so he doesn't need to break his neck during the promotional photo

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