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Pooping now

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Already back for round 2. I'm thinking today I'll probably poop 4 times for a total of ~1.5hr paid non-work.

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I'm bout to pee in the sink

What kind of man looks another man in the eye while he's taking a grumper?

Not pooping but I am taking the company car to get my morning coffee. Looks like the line's pretty long. Might take awhile. What a shame.

>he didn't poop before the dump

>implying he takes multiple shits a day

Peasant.

>first

Lol im on shit #2 and its not even 11am.

Each one is about an hour a piece.

wtf, why do you guys poop so much? I usually have one unit of a shit a day, 2 at most.

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>why

Cause they pay me too and it's a nice way to kill 25% of my working hours.

WTF is wrong with this bathroom. Post More pics Please

Reporting in. Who else here /poopfromhome/

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Right here.

>open biz on toilet
>see this thread

Lel, Ive seen a few pics of this guy now

I shit a lot just to use my phone lol

Round 3 has commenced, the pre-lunch dump

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pooped shit n blood today, fucking hemorroids

i'm on poop number two. got up an hour ago. what a time to be alive

I'm using this second poop break to powder my balls

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t. coping wagecels

Ah, nice and non itchy balls.

how the hell does it take more than a couple of minutes to poop? I think the longest amount of time I have ever sat on the toilet was like 10 minutes when I had diarrhea, I also only poop like once every 2-3 days, do you all have horrible diets with like no fiber or something?

Also toilets are uncomfortable as fuck, never understood the meme of people sitting on them at work, but then again I have a good job that lets me slack off most of my day without needing to hide in the toilet.

I'm on salary. I only take shits at work. At $55 an hour equivalent(salary converted to 40 hour work week, implying I even work that much), it's a fantastic shit.
Stay mad.

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>only poops every 3 days
>thinks we are the ones with bad diets
You should poop once a day faggots, no more, no less.

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maybe if your a fatass american that stuffs his face all day, I'm not fat so I don't need to poop every day.

you have a very low transit which leads to higher risk of colorectal cancer

You're on company time so you take as much as possible. Shit is not literally passing through your anus the whole time.

>Implying you have to poop in order to poop on the clock

Unironically , Tfw didnt poop for 8 days now...am i still gud frens?

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until you get brain damage from high ammonia levels

I shit at home, but pretend to shit at work for that sweet break

Kekekekekekekek ya right it's prob from getting fucked in the ass by bbc

What's your weapon of choice user? Gold bond, baby powder, shower to shower, refined flour?

Anyone else super picky about being 100% clean but, live in dumb fuck America where bidets are considered gay?

My ass can’t handle more than two shits using the office toilet paper or it will turn into the river of blood scene from The Shinning. How do other bros cope with this?

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bring wet wipes to work

bonus: they are bad for sewer pipes so you screw over your work for having cheap toilet paper

Generic gold bond because I thought I had fungus, turns out its just that my balls are scratched to shit

eat oatmeal and go buy some mild laxatives bro

Honestly pretty good idea, have wet wipes at home and I never experience burning ass like I do at work.

I am not able to poop on work. I don't feel comfortable enough to let it slide.

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