until you get brain damage from high ammonia levels
/poop/ general
Nolan Ward
Gabriel Richardson
I shit at home, but pretend to shit at work for that sweet break
Sebastian Myers
Kekekekekekekek ya right it's prob from getting fucked in the ass by bbc
Jaxson Hall
What's your weapon of choice user? Gold bond, baby powder, shower to shower, refined flour?
Camden Rodriguez
Anyone else super picky about being 100% clean but, live in dumb fuck America where bidets are considered gay?
My ass can’t handle more than two shits using the office toilet paper or it will turn into the river of blood scene from The Shinning. How do other bros cope with this?
Easton Rivera
bring wet wipes to work
bonus: they are bad for sewer pipes so you screw over your work for having cheap toilet paper
Jeremiah Mitchell
Generic gold bond because I thought I had fungus, turns out its just that my balls are scratched to shit
Dominic Morgan
eat oatmeal and go buy some mild laxatives bro
Mason Perry
Honestly pretty good idea, have wet wipes at home and I never experience burning ass like I do at work.
Jordan Rodriguez
I am not able to poop on work. I don't feel comfortable enough to let it slide.