If you ain't creaming, you ain't dreaming

I love heavy cream. The heavier the better. Usually, before trading, I apply some cold cream over my nipples, with my left hand
for tasting and my right one for moving the mouse. Cream (smietana in Polish) is commonly used (and abused) by highly sensible men with no fear to
express their feelings and tendencies.
How do you like to trade, Jow Forums?

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*holds up spork*

I have a similar practice but with almond butter. I find the rough texture pushes me to make more aggressive trades. If you’re not trying almond, you may as well be in Holland.

With the niggers

Something in me is telling me there’s an important message hidden somewhere here. But I’m too much of a brainlet to decipher it

i rub cold hard butter on my dick before a trade

i'm glad i'm not the only person who does this

I'm never selling my link.

Both you faggots are just beyond saving. Heavy cream is best cream, end of discussion.

KEK

>not trading using a half and half IV
None of you will ever make it