If you ain't creaming, you ain't dreaming

I love heavy cream. The heavier the better. Usually, before trading, I apply some cold cream over my nipples, with my left hand
for tasting and my right one for moving the mouse. Cream (smietana in Polish) is commonly used (and abused) by highly sensible men with no fear to
express their feelings and tendencies.
How do you like to trade, Jow Forums?

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*holds up spork*

I have a similar practice but with almond butter. I find the rough texture pushes me to make more aggressive trades. If you’re not trying almond, you may as well be in Holland.

With the niggers

Something in me is telling me there’s an important message hidden somewhere here. But I’m too much of a brainlet to decipher it

i rub cold hard butter on my dick before a trade

i'm glad i'm not the only person who does this

I'm never selling my link.

Both you faggots are just beyond saving. Heavy cream is best cream, end of discussion.

KEK

>not trading using a half and half IV
None of you will ever make it

You yourself are wrong you colossal fag. no cream is superior to sour cream (kwasna smietana), specially if we are into licking. I live alone with my female (male) yorkshire, and nothing attracts it into action more than me, sitting in my trading station, opening the sour cream. But I am open to other dairy products (and vegetables as well).

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>female(male)

I'm dead

Thanks just bought 100k in sour cream futures.

Five star thread.

I like to poke my toes in yogurt, then go all in on LINK.

It has to be Greek yogurt though. I like to feel like I’m Juncker so I channel the power of Brussels...
Those Greeks will pay for their financial bailout.... yes..yes that’s right as I thrust my toes in their exports.

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I put heavy cream on my throbbing veiny cock and then I let my midget girlfriend suck it off and then as I’m about to climax I tell her to
>bring the twink

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For me, it is homemade whipped cream. You see, I had a tough childhood, and my only sweet memory is the whipped cream my wine aunt used to apply to her feet before making me lick. That's why I love to spray that stuff inside my throat while trading, until I cannot breath and it falls down my nostrils.
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The fuck is this, a signature of some kind? Why there are faces in the cream pics?