Why is it cursed?
Chainlink Suicide
Henry Anderson
Nathan James
It was billed as the most extravagant evening anybody who was anybody
could experience. A crowd that made the Alfred E. Smith Memorial
Foundation Dinner look provincial.
These weren't the public facing type of well-to-do. These were the
behind the scenes. Chainlink barons. Hard hitting Jews. Jesuit
coadjutors. Bit bankers. Even a few Long-chain clone daddies.
Since the Urbit Diet of 2172, all scrip were backed on a few prime
assets and their induplicability. The only remaining Black Lotus
backed 1.2Tn worth of securitized assets. Pieter Brugel the Elder's
Triumpth of Death, Suicide of Saul, and Albrecht Durer's Self Portrait
at 28 backed 8 milion BTC wo8/rth of derivative assets and insurance
contracts, that's over 75% of the world's known active supply (~10.6M
at time of writing).
It's said in the past and again on the day the Edict was passed, that
the real was usurped by the simulacra. The only remaining things of
value were abstract works, no inherent value other than the whims of
PMP, a few Long-chain clone daddies, and rogue autonomous DAOs---the
only entities with a shell of mystery surrounding them thicker and
darker than that of the daddies.
What they saw that evening could come to be known as The Final Consolidation.
Dylan Martinez
I like your crypto short stories schizo user
Carson Murphy
The audienc sat down and at precisely 6577777777, the seat-based
handcuffs locked them into their seats. An assault like this would
usually entail an automated emptying of ones staked assets into
the wallet of the victim. However, as the perpetrator walked on stage,
the audience realized the gravity of their situation. An unstaked
human.
For an unstaked human to breath air in the same 30km radius of a
Long-chain clone daddy was already a violation of the Beijing Treaty
and hundreds of billions of dollars of chain backed insurance
contracts, whose smart contracts were immediately triggered and
emptied into the
bank accounts of the Long-chain daddies in question. The Consolidation
resulted in the bankruptcy of no fewer than 6 dozen syndicates and
countless agents, agencies, and corporations.
"You're gathered here today to witness my final contribution to The System."
Seven dozen Key Items were rolled out onto the stage. The audience
couldn't believe their eyes. Alpha Black Lotus, Bant Diamond
(suspected to be the only remaining child stone of the re-butchered
Hope Diamond), the only remaining tablet original of the Lament of Ur,
Rou Xing Stone, the engrossed and signed Declaration of Independence,
The Fritz Engraving, papiro biblioteca rylands p52, and the Harper
Fragment. These items represented the backing assets for Trillions of
on-chain assets and nearly all non-chain assets in the world.
A molten tub was brought out to the center of the platform. One by
one, the assets were submerged. Permanent erasure. As for the Bant
Diamond. That was merely transformed into graphite and pulverized,
before being dropped into the molten pool.
"Now all that remains is the public / private keypair for each of these assets."
No more did the cryptographic representation of the items represent
anything at all beyond its inability to be replicated. Not unlike the
original assets themselves.
The audience outside was greeted by a swarm of news agents as they
fled the theatre.
Carter Edwards
didnt read not selling
Carson Baker
this is excellent writing and i would like to read more. it's scifi, not a schizo thread
Jason Bennett
Based story OP.
Bentley Richardson
I love how much Discord / Twitter paid shilling is happening on Link. Every cent increases their money as they caught this shit spread and are now acting like it's the next ETH. hilarious. enjoy the down-trend.
Buy the dApp bubble of 2020. Buy CHR.
Brody Wright
This is unironically the future I want to live in
Jaxson Perez
laughing my ass off at the concept of a dogerette