I met a femanon LINK marine

Hudson Richardson
Hudson Richardson

Background:
really quite good looking white guy
32yo, bong
single because gf couldn't handle bear markets
QNT whale
millionaire
property as well

Story:
out at a bar on Saturday night
get talking to a girl from NZ who's travelling around
she isn't disgusted by me
I'm drunk as fuck but having a good time
she follows me all night and to a club with music we like
dancing etc
start to ""joke"" about our future together, let's go to Ibiza etc
going well
pretty sure I'll bang her
sitting outside to smoke
friend comes over to cockblock/talk (30/m cryptard) and mentions crypto
girl says she has crypto
oh, what have you got?
you might not have heard of it
try me
"it's called chain link"
my fucking face when
autism mode engaged
beep beep bloop
I start aggressively pressuring her to reveal her stack
1000 thoughts in my head, none can get out
drunkenly trying to explain quant but can't express it
can see her becoming uncomfortable
autism continues
I demand to know if she's on /biz
she says something about the gains this year
I say y-y-y-yea I know but fucking q-q-quant and omgomgomg
she says she bought link at 20c (marines confirm this is possible?)
autism continues
she is becoming visibly uncomfortable
I realise, suggest we go inside to dance
she says she's going home
can't recover it, she's freaked out and goes home
delete her number to make sure I don't sperge on her any more

I wonder if she's reading this. Sup, want to come to Ibiza still?

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Juan Young
Juan Young

Fag OP

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

Good job loosing your shit

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

This didn't happen and you are attempting to shill QNT.
FUCK OF KIKE I'M NOT SELLING A SINGLE ONE

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Fake: user talked to grill
Gay: hung out with friend instead of grill.

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

fake and gay.

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

this is probably going to become a good pasta if it is not that yet

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

Check my ID, 1k EOY.
We are the kikes now.

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Jaxon White
Jaxon White

(marines confirm this is possible?)
Fag

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

Kek based ID
How many QNT for whale status?

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

there are virtually no female linkmarines except tiger mommy and blythe mommy

Kayden Kelly
Kayden Kelly

close but no cigar

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

Fake because girls only hold crypto with shiny marketing.

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

She must be on biz. If you're reading this, pls respond

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

She is fucking chad user. Forget her.

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

delete her number to make sure I don't sperge on her any more

At least you had the good sense to do that. You're gonna make it fren.

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

Kek, quant incels have no chance on Link stacies. Just forget about it user. I have autism aswell I know the feel, time will make it heal.

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Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

can comfirm, fucking her as we speak. she likes my 25k link stack foggot OP.

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

She gave me all four holes and I'm only a 240 Linklet, I think she's just easy brah.

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

All sperging aside, this is a good policy that I always follow. If she's not interested, delete contact details. It will save you from embarrassment next time you're drunk.

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

What a little baby stack to match your baby dick. Wait til she sees my 100k stack.

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

wtf did i just read

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

100k stack.

mfw when I have more QNT than you have LINK.

OP here btw, on my PC now. Femanon pls respond, I promise I won't sperge out again! We can go to Ibiza.

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

<-- fix yourself

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Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

Mentioning QNT to a Female user.

No wonder you didn't dip the biscuit

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

I didn't know you're 32. You act like a teenager.

Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

back to plebbit

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

Welcome to the internet.

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

most millennials and forward with internet access doesn't grow up. both genders, it's especially sad for women tho since they have a biological clock.

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Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

lmao I remember you
I'll hang out and talk crypto with you only if you send me 2k link
0x449B3Ab8fc1534458c30Fe6DE61677764136C834

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

On Reddit maybe, fuck off.

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

That was me. The truth is I only talked to you out of pity because you looked so sad and lonely at the bar. You’re not really my type and there’s zero chance I would ever have sex with you.

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

there’s zero chance I would ever have sex with you.
All women believe this, until you watch a romantic comedy with them.

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

shes larping op, it was actually me. weird i didnt think youd post on here but this is going to be a funny pasta now :)