Post-fecal ass cleaning techniques ITT

Post-fecal ass cleaning techniques ITT

for me it's taking a shower hose, removing the showerhead and inserting it into my anus for a quick enema + flushing of the entire rectum area.

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that's called an enema, and if you do it more than once a month you can severely fuck up your gastro-intestinal flora

why wouldn't you install a bidet...theyre like $30 on amazon. imagine just smearing shit around your ass with paper and thinking youre clean....

for me, it's going to my local fire brigade and shoving a fire hose down my throat and blasting it full pressure for 30 minutes. really flushes out the system. good detox, ya know?

This, I can't believe it's so standard among the west. Fucking disgusting.

i take a little water and wet the tp a bit and whipe then whipe the rest with dry tp. works just like a wet nap.

>once a month
So you're saying I might have fucked up my intestines?

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squatting is the correct method. it's the natural way. toilets are not natural.

You use water and soap to wash your hands and face but you use a tissue with no water to wipe your ass...

Imagine having shit on your hands and you just wipe it away with a tissue.

Same, I use my hands and fingernails to ensure cleanliness and then wash my hands when I get back to my villages well