Post-fecal ass cleaning techniques ITT

Post-fecal ass cleaning techniques ITT

for me it's taking a shower hose, removing the showerhead and inserting it into my anus for a quick enema + flushing of the entire rectum area.

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that's called an enema, and if you do it more than once a month you can severely fuck up your gastro-intestinal flora

why wouldn't you install a bidet...theyre like $30 on amazon. imagine just smearing shit around your ass with paper and thinking youre clean....

for me, it's going to my local fire brigade and shoving a fire hose down my throat and blasting it full pressure for 30 minutes. really flushes out the system. good detox, ya know?

This, I can't believe it's so standard among the west. Fucking disgusting.

i take a little water and wet the tp a bit and whipe then whipe the rest with dry tp. works just like a wet nap.

>once a month
So you're saying I might have fucked up my intestines?

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squatting is the correct method. it's the natural way. toilets are not natural.

You use water and soap to wash your hands and face but you use a tissue with no water to wipe your ass...

Imagine having shit on your hands and you just wipe it away with a tissue.

Same, I use my hands and fingernails to ensure cleanliness and then wash my hands when I get back to my villages well

I wipe tell it bleeds. I'm like the Howard Hughes of ass :(

thats gross. I wash my ass with the device installed in the toilet thats meant for that.

imagine if i rubbed a little dog shit on your arm...would you feel content to wipe it off with paper? or would you want to wash?

So how do you do anal more than once a month?

>thinking water can sterilize or clean poop
Stay hydrated and eat more fiber (while using proper technique) and you won't have shit sticking to your anus, or your insides. Fiber makes your poop less sticky and it wipes away very clean. I stopped needing wet-wipes after discovering this.

This. Squatting keep poop from getting all over your anus and straightens out the colon and lower intestine when you are pooping. Mixing this with more fiber is the ultimate redpill on taking a poop. I keep a stack of old trading books to rest my feet on while I take a dump, 3-4 books works best for me.

jannies gonna have to clean this

gay talk, gross

I usually shit good solid logs that leave no traces of shit.

Get a Japanese toilet seat, they're amazing

imagine the smell

I use water and soap in the shower

After wiping the outside of my ass normally, I do this:
>take out 2 squares of TP, fold it twice
>spread moisturizing cream on it
>wrap the paper over my middle finger
>insert the finger into my ass and clean in a circle
I repeat this as many times as necessary until the paper comes out clean.

I use a bidet sprayer and wash my ass out after I go. I just use a little TP to dry myself off. I can't stand just wiping with toilet paper now. Wet wipes will work in a pinch.

You shouldn't. It's gonna get you sick after a while.

Won't the weird chemicals in the cream absorb through the mucous membrane of your rectum?

dunno lol

these LINK threads are comedy gold

So how do you use bidet?

Mods Will delete a thread about saving money on your nicotine addiction, but leave this fucking shit up. God damn brainlets.

I stick toilet paper up my ass til I see no poop. In the shower I lather my hand in soap and rub my asshole.

You must be a toddler

Thats why I only use cocaine cream & finish with a Bourbon enema

you don't pump out your colon with water, user...
the bidet is used to cleanse the exterior

How much did this bitch made on a video about cleaning her braphole?

Women can make millions doing the dumbest shit, this isn't fair really.

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t. Manesh

I will literally jump into the shower after a fresh poo and wash my butt and butthole with soap and warm water.

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40 roi

This. It's subhuman. Shower after shit, cannot even fathom not showering after shitting. It's the number one reason I will do whatever it takes to stay out of jail.

Why not just use baby wipes / wet wipes?

I just do a daily waffle stomp, it's tried and true and saves me a good 20 minutes every morning

Just install a bidet you animal fucker...they literally take 10 mins to install...they are the "shower for your asshole" that youve been looking for.