Don't forget Australians. We are also subhuman faggots who don't use bidets.
>tfw have to hold my shits till I get home so I can immediately shower and soap my ass up afterwards every time
Living in a car
Grayson Fisher
Hunter Ward
>i smear my shit all over my asshole and walk around all day like that
Nicholas Sanchez
A moist towlette and TP follow up is a suitable alternative experience but I tend to agree with you. Swamp ass is a direct result of a shit smeared anus. Once you know, you can’t go back.
Angel Bailey
>Swamp ass is a direct result of a shit smeared anus
what's your definition of swamp ass? in the summer, i can shower and be clean and walk outside for 10 minutes and my asscrack is a fucking river and i have a sweat stain on my ass crack that shows if i wear khakis or something like that
Luis Price
Why I carry a pack of travel wet wipes with me wherever I go. I can take the nastiest shits and still have a pristine asshole.
Try it anons you can never go back.
Aaron Parker
It’s 100x worse after a shit with a TP wipe. I’m sorry for letting you know, you’ll never not notice again.
Luke Martin
Where do you wifi sir
Henry Jackson
Yes! You can fold back seats to have a flat platform
Xavier Williams
idk mate. in the summer i am completely drenched in sweat after 10 minutes outside. keeps my pores and skin clean and clear, at least
Cameron Martinez
vans are too expensive for a wagie like me